Door to Door Salesmen
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Not 15 minutes ago a salesman came to my door. In order to skip a long, boring conversation about how much I don't want whatever he's selling (unless that happened to be drugs) I told him my name wasn't on the lease and he left fairly quickly. I sort of felt bad for him, because a dark cloud seemed to form over his head as he left the house. It could have been possible he didn't get a sale all day and our block was the last one he was coming up on, but then I turned to my T.V., saw Stephen Colbert's smile and those thoughts quickly vanished.
How would you have dealt with the Salesman Fakku?
How would you have dealt with the Salesman Fakku?
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Open the door and stair at him, wait until your eyes meet, your skin will start to drain of all color, he starts to sweat a little as he begins to wonder what your going to say. Then you say it "I have a penguin in my ass." Shortly after close the door and go back to watching tv
