Drunk thread

Posting because I don't give a fuck.

One of the things on my bucket list is to record myself drunk and upload it to Jewtube.

You guys.

Dont you DARE fucking spam!~! I heard the guy that dresses like an orange cat is in town and SUPER PO'd about it. O:


Jesus christ nigga needs to lay off my tits. Fuckin sad

See's a chick>talks to her> gets into a fight> onhertitsforlife

Goddamnit.

I like to write fiction as well, but normally my protagonists are a bit less... insane.

If you're fat at least get a beard.

Nice cop-out. The word I've been using on all your insults. Keep acting like a little bitch I dont give a fuck anymore.



Im not takin your shit.I swear to god your making me oof. oof Calm me down girls.




You dont want to come up on me on the streets thats all Im saying. Dont rub your nipples on a canadian lawyer book Im saying facts. You piss someone off consistently and expect the world to bow down and obey your little porn graphic bullshit website overtaking right up the ass and they'll respect you senpai.


Im getting there with you. And its not a good place. Keep disrespecting and I swear one of my goals in life will come up behind you and say hi.

And beat the shit outta you. Don't worry. Im not a felon. But I might have a crew of teletubbies or a very nice METAL bat. Who knows? Senpai.

Your stupid is "GURls URR Crazy tactic is null and void" Shits getting old to be using (Especially Oh so FEMINISITIC~! TEE HEEEEEEEEE~~~~<<<<<333333333 *girlyshitawarenessmonth)
but I'll just use it right back at you. You're crazy.

You talk on the internet for people for hours about useless shit. You ban who you dont like. You're EXACTLY like a kid throwing a tantrum. Your just nuts and not fit for society. Turn yourself in to the looney bin. Not everything is an arguement or a fight as you quickly establish it to be. For everyone. Im sorry about your mental health issues.

*puts hand on shoulder*


It'll be okay? Just check into the mental hospital alright?

So you don't care if you're banned? I can just do it and you'll be done here? So we can both acknowledged that you're refusing to heed a moderator's warning?

I ignored all that other stuff you said, it was mostly crazy.

You're legit nuts.

I already wrote to jacob but he's probably busy anywho for your tantrum-y bullshit.

I dont care for you in any sense of the word anymore. Let it go. And if you can't its not my problem.


And right here is where Im stopping your brainwashing and lies. I DID not say I want to be banned. Boy, listen you have issues. Deal with them. Dont out your shit on me and personal problems on me.

I hate you more than GODZILRRAA~! But I wouldnt give a less of a dime to your existence. Quite fucking hassling me.

Its not nice you want to make this entire website a sausage fest JUST CAUSE you FEEL like it. You're like, Not fit to moderate anything. Not even a playground.

Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door, I try to catch my breath again. I hurt much more than any time before and I have no options left again. I don't want to be the one the battle always choose because inside I realize that I'm the one confused. I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to scream. I don't know why I instigate and say what I don't mean. I don't know how I got this way, I'll never be alright. So I'm breaking the habit tonight! I'll paint it on the walls! Because I'm the one at fault! I'll never fight again! And this is how it ends!

I think she's getting worse again. Time to break out the whips and chains again, huh?

Fuck off, beards are itchy and hold on to crumbs and shit.

Nah, not really. They're itchy for maybe a day or three max. Maintain your beard and don't be some kind of disgusting neckbeard slob and you won't have shit in there either.

You broke a rule and I told you so, how else am I supposed to deal with that? If you have an alternative to warning you I'm all ears. I can't "leave you alone", just as I can't ignore anyone else breaking our rules.

Can someone explain to her what my point is? She thinks this is gender based or personal. I've probably banned 5 girls my entire time here and the number of guys has to be in the hundreds. So if luin or anyone else that can get through to her can parse my words I'd really appreciate it. She can't break rules and be outraged when a moderator warns her.

I can name 4 of them, Illumia Sarrow (can't remember original name)x4



I love how there are 2 different conversations going on. One of them is probably getting lurked hard. Other group talking about beards or some shit.

I was gonna write someone but nah fuck it. I'm not gonna let orange Popsicle get to me. He'd just think he's important. (-.-)y-~~

But on another note many have posted long pictures but ,of course, he takes out his nerdy glasses freckled hair dick to say no.

You are woman. Me man. Me and buddy's can do. Not you! :B

And I'm just chilling here like no. Yeah. Being a woman's a birch wood sometimes. (-.-)y-~~ got this Canadian corn dog trying to rub his Popsicle on me. NOPE.

Never seen someone b8 themselves this hard...

I have a wiener. >:C

That man is a legend

BUT WOMANS AREN'T!



*Hand up for a high five*









*crickets from my fellow homie woman*