Dude I found Mr Bean in Fakku
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https://www.fakku.net/users/rowanatkinson23
After Ziggy Stardust/David Bowie, now I found ROWAN ATKINSON. Dude, this guy is awesome. He has good taste European cars, he has many of them, AND HE HATES PORSCHE! God, I love this dude. Unlike beiber who owns CTS-V to cover his homosexuality and drive it at 20 mph, this dude races his cars. He's a real good driver man. In Mr Bean, he drove his Mini with a broom and a mop while sitting on top of his car with a couch! Without stuntmen!
One of my favorite british actors ever.
After Ziggy Stardust/David Bowie, now I found ROWAN ATKINSON. Dude, this guy is awesome. He has good taste European cars, he has many of them, AND HE HATES PORSCHE! God, I love this dude. Unlike beiber who owns CTS-V to cover his homosexuality and drive it at 20 mph, this dude races his cars. He's a real good driver man. In Mr Bean, he drove his Mini with a broom and a mop while sitting on top of his car with a couch! Without stuntmen!
One of my favorite british actors ever.
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Musical Derailment Time...
Its 5 o’clock in the morning.
Masturbation got boring
I think I might go to bed soon
So I’ll log off of this chat room.
For a while, I just sat there.
Then I saw someone run up the stairs.
After that I heard some weeping.
I think my sister caught me beating.
Its 5 o’clock in the morning, and I fucked up.
Cause my sister saw me rub one
In the living room.
I think that she was watching ever since she hopped up out of the tub
I wished that she hadn’t seen me
With my hand, stroking my pee-pee.
Cause she might go tell our parents
And I might find myself a homeless bum before the end of the week
(Its 5 o’clock in the morning…)
So I went to my bedroom.
And to my surprise,
Instead of watching cartoons
She’s masturbating
And laying on my bed, half naked with one of my shirts on.
[color=#FF3399]“Does Onii despise me…?
I want him inside me…
…so he can fuck me like crazy!”[/color]
That’s when she saw me standing near the door, and so I started to ask her…
[color=blue]“Its 5 o’clock in the morning.
Did your bath time get boring?
I’ll be going to bed soon
So, please get out of my bedroom.”[/color]
For a while, she just sat there.
Then said, [color=#FF3399]“I’m not going anywhere.”[/color]
[color=blue]“At least tell me why you were weeping.”[/color]
[color=#FF3399]“Cause you won’t understand my feelings!”[/color]
(Say what?)
[color=#FF3399]“I know it’s five in the morning.
But schicking to you got boring
I knew that you’d come to bed soon
So I snuck off to your bedroom.
For a while I just layed there,
†˜Till I heard fapping from down the stairs.
So I pretended to start weepin’
Just so I could make you creep in
At five o’clock in the morning.”[/color]
Its 5 o’clock in the morning.
Masturbation got boring
I think I might go to bed soon
So I’ll log off of this chat room.
For a while, I just sat there.
Then I saw someone run up the stairs.
After that I heard some weeping.
I think my sister caught me beating.
Its 5 o’clock in the morning, and I fucked up.
Cause my sister saw me rub one
In the living room.
I think that she was watching ever since she hopped up out of the tub
I wished that she hadn’t seen me
With my hand, stroking my pee-pee.
Cause she might go tell our parents
And I might find myself a homeless bum before the end of the week
(Its 5 o’clock in the morning…)
So I went to my bedroom.
And to my surprise,
Instead of watching cartoons
She’s masturbating
And laying on my bed, half naked with one of my shirts on.
[color=#FF3399]“Does Onii despise me…?
I want him inside me…
…so he can fuck me like crazy!”[/color]
That’s when she saw me standing near the door, and so I started to ask her…
[color=blue]“Its 5 o’clock in the morning.
Did your bath time get boring?
I’ll be going to bed soon
So, please get out of my bedroom.”[/color]
For a while, she just sat there.
Then said, [color=#FF3399]“I’m not going anywhere.”[/color]
[color=blue]“At least tell me why you were weeping.”[/color]
[color=#FF3399]“Cause you won’t understand my feelings!”[/color]
(Say what?)
[color=#FF3399]“I know it’s five in the morning.
But schicking to you got boring
I knew that you’d come to bed soon
So I snuck off to your bedroom.
For a while I just layed there,
†˜Till I heard fapping from down the stairs.
So I pretended to start weepin’
Just so I could make you creep in
At five o’clock in the morning.”[/color]
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Sorry, too busy playing Partners in Time to give a fuck. Have some brain fingerprinting instead.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
The meaning of life
By joe. Logical joe.
Life is nothing but natures way of preserving meat without refrigeration. Life isn't special. Humans aren't unique. I won't cry at your death nor my own. There no soul, no special meaning to mundane retardation you call existence. No one care what you think nor cares you alive. Learn to just think in your mind and not spout your meaning less words to the public. I should of did that years ago except... your hate keeps me warm where i should have a heart or 'Soul".
By joe. Logical joe.
Life is nothing but natures way of preserving meat without refrigeration. Life isn't special. Humans aren't unique. I won't cry at your death nor my own. There no soul, no special meaning to mundane retardation you call existence. No one care what you think nor cares you alive. Learn to just think in your mind and not spout your meaning less words to the public. I should of did that years ago except... your hate keeps me warm where i should have a heart or 'Soul".
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Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that I called and left yo ass messages
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
It's four o'clock and I'm sleepin' and it's late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like dat when I call you don't call me back I'm texting you now nigga where you at that's fucked up why you do me like dat
I'm dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you buyin' it
Fuck nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to fuck that's fine but don't fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep tellin me you ain't touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fucked her and I ain't that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers let me smell yo dick
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that's how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don't give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuck you mean they ain't got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat's alright dat's okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don't mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick.
I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing
What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
It's four o'clock and I'm sleepin' and it's late night and you creeping you could've told me I'm leavin' now I know you out there cheatin' why you got to do me like dat when I call you don't call me back I'm texting you now nigga where you at that's fucked up why you do me like dat
I'm dead sleep and you trickin'
In the club wit dirty foot bitches
My gurl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance flo grindin'
With a stripper hoe named Diamond
You was flossin' hard you was shinning
Everything she drink you buyin' it
Fuck nigga you need to stop lien' foe I get mad and pull out my nine
You want a new bitch to fuck that's fine but don't fuck hers and try to fuck mine
You keep tellin me you ain't touch her but some keep tellin me you dun fucked her and I ain't that bitch you want to play wit nigga drop them boxers let me smell yo dick
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that's how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don't give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuck you mean they ain't got no business eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no business tryin' me like dat
I wun even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin' but I wasn't clowin' like dat
Dat's alright dat's okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don't mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Op is a faggot... His post was terrible, he is terrible.... Made a thread stating all european and japanese cars suck, and all american cars are the best, and then in this thread states cts-v sucks ass... inconsistent much?
