Dunno why

http://www.wsmv.com/story/27536451/video-man-caught-impersonating-army-ranger-to-get-discounts

People think they'll end up getting away with this.

Stupid people do stupid (and rude) things.

>fat
>ranger

Yep only when they get out on a medical.

Ha, not even really then. Especially if you're talking about the 75th Ranger Regiment.

It works a little bit differently for them. There's no holding onto you until they process you away if they don't want you. But at the same time you don't leave for other assignments while you are a part of them.

And it's somewhat insane to even become a part of them.

I don't understand how people can't tell the difference between an Army Ranger and some regular dude.

Patches and embalms. Plus he would have a ranger name tab.

Yea but it's like I highly doubt any person who's in such a famous part of the military would let their body go. Heck in ROTC in high school the marine teacher looked like maybe 50-60 and he still outpaced 90% of the class. Also military people tend to speak a little differently, and generally are more respectful. At least from my experience anyways.

I cringed so hard watching this.
Anyone in 'merica wanna leave with me? I don't wanna live here anymore.
I was thinkin' about Japan [size=10]cuz I'm a fuckin' weeb[/h]. I hear native Jap girls love American guys.

But the guys don't and you and her will get ostracized like hell for stealing the natural resources of nipon.

Our true love will prevail
[size=10]Just like one of my Japanese animes[/h]

Go woo them with your Naruto headband.

It's basically a sign on you head that says "Pussy Destroyer". You should get one.

Come to Canada! Here we only have People impersonating soldiers being interviewed by the CBC.

Living in Japan would be awful though.

How?

I used to see these buck privates back in the Army when they were first transferred to my Company and boy were they tense. The seniors would play pranks on em and make them all tense and shit. Fun times I guess lol. By the time they're promoted to corporal though it's their turn to play the pranks.

I believe anyone who's been in the Army can tell the difference between the real deal and the fakes.

Ask the guy if he knows the secret handshake, that will catch the fat bastard! Heh,heh.

Overcrowded, import tax on everything, restrictive laws, It would be fun to visit, not live.

Hey, sounds like Bangladesh, except infinitely better because I wouldn't even want to visit this place anymore, and I'm talking as someone who's lived here for the majority of his life.

You also have milk in a bag. Seriously, wtf is up with that?