Durandal Military Industries Inc.

*smokes at the front of the base*

Now what should I do with this...

((God(*) art >.< This isn't a porn thread wether you like that or not. IDM if you do but don't let it overtake an entire post's worth. >.< *sudden access to the internet*))

((Art... lol write a lemon next time))

*captures wild cat*
*uses cat as a bait*
*instant death at the base front door*

....... fck

((EDIT: Hey, at least I didn't make it a full-fledged lemon! It was all implied anyway. I just spiced it up a little bit. Believe me, I am NOT at lemon-writing level.))

*after an hour or so*

*both Art and the girl exit the room, looking messy*

Well, I paid what you asked for. Now, I'm out. See ya.

"Hey"

*Art takes one final look back at her, now wearing just a thong*

"Come again." *feigning a friendly-clerk-like tone*

Hmm...whatever.

*he exits the store, walking into the cold Grecian evening*

Let's see...I still have all my clothes, my wallet and remaining cash, my gun, and my pen-drive. Huh, so all she wanted was just sex...why can't more woman in the world be like that? Oh well...

Ταξί! (Taxi!)

*a cab stops nearby, and he gets in the backseat*

Οι αποβάθρες, Ï€αρακαλώ. (The docks, please.)

*the taxi drives towards its destination*

*after a short while, Art arrives at the pier, and hands the driver the cash*

Κρατήστε Ï„α ρέστα. (Keep the change.)

*exits the car and walks over to the boat*

Let's hope I survive this last part.

*revs up the boat and drives to the island*

*Bangs his head against the wall due to the horrible speed he has in the closet with his laptop*

((Art, you're kind of the guy who has to save mansiontopia atm ;P Just sayin'.))

*docks the boat at the base docks and disembarks*

Alrighty, then. Now the main problem is getting into the base. I wish I could contact someone before I risk this, though.

((Anyone here? I've got a really crazy idea.))

((Well you could technically contact me if you plug a laptop/pc into the lan network...))

((I don't HAVE one, though. I need to make a somewhat mad rush to the base and pray the pen-drive remains undamaged.))

... I'll go to the sewerage system

*in front of sewer pipe*
... stinks...

I'm coming with you then.

*follows Sanada into the sewers*

I'm still a little doubtful about this, though. There's only 5% chance that we can get the base back up using this. The other 95%, though...

-Back in Berlin-
*Hanz and Kei sitting down at the lounge having drinks*
"Well Sir, I think that this project is a success."

*Kei clinks his glass*
Yes it is Hanz, after three years of hard work, we've finally completed it

*Kei and Hanz turn back to look at the completed project*
Well then, I guess we should help out with the base, Hanz go on the PC and try helping out with the system.
"Yes Sir"
*Hanz sets his drink and gets on the PC*

I'll go work on the contracts
*several wall panels rotate to reveal television screens with several contacts*
Gentlemen. . . it's time

...

*after some thinking and walking through the sewers, Art stops*

Hey, guys. How do feel about relocating to a new base?

due to a malfuntion in the internet defense firewall at the nuke facility. the nuke have detonate and annihilate every single durandal military personel. the survivor of the blast were killed by a barrage of bullet fired from a musket from 10000 feet above the ground on a helicopter, fired by the former president bush.

((Dammit, the topic is dropping dead but I can't do anything >.< Kei, why do you have to be mr mysterious and run off all the time!))

Edit: ((So I just posted this, when THAT was said, right above. What the f*ck is going on here son? Olololol.))

With new war New weapon cannot be used properly. That's why i wanna started a new war 'great grand dad daddy dead'. plus the beast way to fire a musket was to fire it vertically from above the ground and the nuke has a very high chance to be explode when it was connected to a series of electronic network. If a war happen a new kind of battle tank can be unleashed to the field, not like today abraham m1 thank that's old scool stuff and it should just be thrown away today battle tank should be about speed, accuracy, firepower and unmanned.

kinda lazy to edit it so i just leave it like that... Umad?

((Nah I'll just love, tolerate and ignore the shit out of you. I'm a man with a plan.))

((. . . THE F*CK!?!!))

((Ignore Qrast. He's the kind of troll that doesn't even TRY to make sense.))

Man, I wanted to get a hold of Kei before I go through with my plan. I don't wanna destroy the base without everyone's permission.

*holds the pen-drive tightly*

This fix better work, otherwise, it's bye-bye base.

*keeps moving through the sewers*

Sigh...
*keeps walking*
I remembered there's a blueprint map and there's a "shortcut" to the base's bathroom.

But after we exit the bathroom, we'll enter the main hall. Full with surveillance camera and auto mini-turret gun in the walls, with no blind spot...

*open his bag*

2 leftover C4s. This can blow our way in...

We'll need to make our way to the IT room, so I can jack in directly to the main AI. You guys better pray this works.

...

On second thought, you better start picking out a new place we can call home.

*keeps moving*