Eddie's Tour Boat
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
(Raises the public address system's microphone, and in an incredibly flat tone, begins)
Hello, welcome aboard Beddie Tours' flagship, the Cuvie. As we sail across the Lake of Lewds, please note drinking the water, rumours to the contrary, does not grant you fantastic sexual prowess. Given the name, you should be more wary about what's in there.
To your right, you'll see the house boat of local cultural mover Zamor. Before you ask, posting nudies is culture in Fakku Country.
To your right, please see the spot where the statue of our founder Jacob will someday sit. Once the committee and Jake can angry on how it should look, anyway. Jacob is fine with an image of him with a cup of black coffee since, quote, that's what this place really runs on, unquote. Several of our citizens think he deserves something more elaborate and or erotic. The rest of the commitee just like messing with the J.
Any questions? (Doesn't wait for them) good. We're a short distance from our next point of interest, so feel free to mingle.
Hello, welcome aboard Beddie Tours' flagship, the Cuvie. As we sail across the Lake of Lewds, please note drinking the water, rumours to the contrary, does not grant you fantastic sexual prowess. Given the name, you should be more wary about what's in there.
To your right, you'll see the house boat of local cultural mover Zamor. Before you ask, posting nudies is culture in Fakku Country.
To your right, please see the spot where the statue of our founder Jacob will someday sit. Once the committee and Jake can angry on how it should look, anyway. Jacob is fine with an image of him with a cup of black coffee since, quote, that's what this place really runs on, unquote. Several of our citizens think he deserves something more elaborate and or erotic. The rest of the commitee just like messing with the J.
Any questions? (Doesn't wait for them) good. We're a short distance from our next point of interest, so feel free to mingle.
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echoeagle3
Oppai Overlord
animefreak_usa wrote...
This is a carnival cruise boat since i now have food poising.The food is poised? Is it also graceful?
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Anyone who took Freak saying that before Gravity may collect their voucher for a free lewd from one of our Ninja cabin boys.
Also, Eagle: ha. Typo humor.
Also, Eagle: ha. Typo humor.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
No, sorry, Data works in the Café and regulations prevent me from MCing and cooking.
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Data Zero
Valkyrie Forces CO
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
No, sorry, Data works in the Café and regulations prevent me from MCing and cooking.*airdrops in*
I have no problem delivering food here. Or making it here. I just have to set up my tools then.
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So now we have 2 estates, a cafe, a lake, a book nook, a grils club, a bar, a bungalow and a boat now.
Alright good job people now back to work.
Alright good job people now back to work.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Data Zero wrote...
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
No, sorry, Data works in the Café and regulations prevent me from MCing and cooking.*airdrops in*
I have no problem delivering food here. Or making it here. I just have to set up my tools then.
I'm sorry I underestimated you.
To our right, please notice NaPaTa Mountain. Note the almost perfect 'girl in cat ears' appearance. Some insist this is natural. We usually suspect them of helping carve it.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Akiryo wrote...
So now we have 2 estates, a cafe, a lake, a book nook, a grils club, a bar, a bungalow and a boat now.Alright good job people now back to work.
I am working. I'm a writer. This gives me a release from that. Some people do sports, I speak a monotone in a PA system on a boat.
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Data Zero
Valkyrie Forces CO
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
No, sorry, Data works in the Café and regulations prevent me from MCing and cooking.*airdrops in*
I have no problem delivering food here. Or making it here. I just have to set up my tools then.
I'm sorry I underestimated you.
To our right, please notice NaPaTa Mountain. Note the almost perfect 'girl in cat ears' appearance. Some insist this is natural. We usually suspect them of helping carve it.
NaPaTa? Can you clarify it?
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Data Zero wrote...
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
Data Zero wrote...
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
No, sorry, Data works in the Café and regulations prevent me from MCing and cooking.*airdrops in*
I have no problem delivering food here. Or making it here. I just have to set up my tools then.
I'm sorry I underestimated you.
To our right, please notice NaPaTa Mountain. Note the almost perfect 'girl in cat ears' appearance. Some insist this is natural. We usually suspect them of helping carve it.
NaPaTa? Can you clarify it?
Depends, last time I tried to get out the giant fan to drive the clouds away, Brittney gave me a warning.
As for the name, it is after the artist. Who seems to have a thing for cat girls. His Circle name is Cat Food for a reason.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Is there passport and custom checks when we enter or exit a port of call? Don't wanna get caught importing special items and drugged lolis.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
animefreak_usa wrote...
Is there passport and custom checks when we enter or exit a port of call? Don't wanna get caught importing special items and drugged lolis.We will not be entering foreign waters, however local businesses may have their own standards. Or lack thereof. Also, non-registered waifus are not granted special protection.
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
BigBudNineOneActual wrote...
Be sure to check out your boat for hull breaches though.Of course. I always make sure my boat has its breaches on.
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EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
So now we have 2 estates, a cafe, a lake, a book nook, a grils club, a bar, a bungalow and a boat now.Alright good job people now back to work.
I am working. I'm a writer. This gives me a release from that. Some people do sports, I speak a monotone in a PA system on a boat.
Why monotone?
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EddieBeInBeddie
Tea, Coffee, Glances
Akiryo wrote...
EddieBeInBeddie wrote...
Akiryo wrote...
So now we have 2 estates, a cafe, a lake, a book nook, a grils club, a bar, a bungalow and a boat now.Alright good job people now back to work.
I am working. I'm a writer. This gives me a release from that. Some people do sports, I speak a monotone in a PA system on a boat.
Why monotone?
Union regs.