Embarrasing moments in your otaku life.

Saw a old friend of mine last night that brought back a very lulzy inside joke we had going for years. If you have ever heard of or watched the hentai film "I Love You", then you will find the following chuckle-worthy.
If not, tough.

I fapped to a blind girl who I didn't know was blind, until, of course, my friends pointed it out to me that she was, in fact, blind.
I had failed to read the subtitles hinting that she could not see, failed to notice the discoloration in her eyes, as they were not sky blue but rather a light blue/whitish blue, and the fact that she was having trouble finding the guys dick. Also she had a cane. A WALKING cane. In CLEAR FUCKING VIEW. Boy, did I feel like a dumbass.
I was the butt of an ongoing joke for years, and when I seem to have forgot about it, someone would just say, "Oh, yeah. By the way...SHE WAS BLIND!"

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I was watching Kyou Kara Maoh with a group of friends and in one scene Yuuri awakens to find Wolfram in his bed wearing a night gown, one of my friends has an almost comical anime nosebleed and blood just starts pouring out of his nose. it wasn't from the Anime but from how hot it was but the timing was almost perfect and we still knock on him for it.

Though in restrospect who would say no to hitting this fine peace of hot toned blonde ass

When in Akihabara with a friend [Kenneth] We decided to walk into stores that were off street level. Well we were in Japan in 2006 at the same time the nation was having some kind of Mario anniversary, [I forget how many years of Mario they were commemorating] part of the festivities were small vending machine key chains that played sound effects from the original NES Mario Bros.
As we stepped off the street and down an unmarked flight of stairs we soon arrived at a very densely packed and high end porn DVD shop. Seriously place was packed and pimped. Music playing, people shooting the breeze, plasma screens on the walls running greatest hits reels. The moment we got there we both froze and both said "Whoa..." At this point my friend wiped the sweat from his brow and let his hand fall slack causing his hand to immediately hit the Mario key chain attached to his belt, which was and I kid you not, the growth mushroom sound effect.
At that moment something magical and immensely embarrassing happened as EVERYONE in the shop stopped what they were doing and about faced to stare disbelievingly at my friend and I. He was shocked and tried to come up with an explanation as the one super pervert in the back flashed him a nod and a grin. I tried to help him but I had to leave the shop so I could wrap myself around a city bike rack and laugh for a good teary breathless 20 minutes. Several people asked me if I was drunk. My friend later trudged out of the shop and kicked my squarely in the ass.

I resent the subculture identifying as "otaku". Partially stemming from a lack of understanding when people define anime as a "genre"; partially from a resentment of Japaneophilia.
On principle, I also don't mix languages.

Mostly embarrassment due to a lack of being fully vested in it. I go to a lot of sites, even happened on Fakku, where people are talking about a certain character or having avatars and sigs of certain characters and I'm like "Who is that?"

I remember my sister finding and scrolling through my MP3 player (which you really shouldn't be doing in the first place, I don't see how this is socially acceptable) and she was listening to Miku and her expression was really confused looking. I quickly shifted the conversation and I think we both tried to avoid the topic. Not that there's anything wrong with Miku but New Zealand really is clueless about anime. You know what I'm talking about, almost anything foreign or unknown seems to be shunned. Or at least around my parts anyway.

I had bought the series Onegai Teacher & friend of mine who doesn't know much about anime was ragging on me about it. I tried to say what it was about, however I started to studdering which got everyone laughing @ me.

I got yelled at in class by some "catholic/christioan/christfag" teacher for reading Love Hina Volume 2 in class...

If you have it look at the cover... thats the only reason...

And she took it away...

That was back in 9th grade tho...

I was watching Aquarion on an airplane, It then occurred to me that I was getting strange looks because of the 3 naked people pretty much having an orgasm while combining their mechs. I felt proud to make the flight uncomfortable for some people xD

I vividly remember, back when the last episode of Cadcaptor Sakura was being aired (I was around 8 then). On that same day, a family gathering happened at my house. My whole clan was in the living room.

Being still innocent from the world of porn and being an overly huge fan of CCS, I squeeled and cried and laughed at the last episode (take in mind I am sitting directly in front of the tv). And when I squeeled and giggled when he finally gave her the bear, I turned to look at them and they are, like, either staring at me or at the TV wierdly.

Oh, did I mention the volume was 3/4 all the way to MAX?

You're pathetic.

Either that and/or your friends are pathetic.

I fapped to Bridget once after 10-11 beers.

LOL!! I own "I love you" on dvd and I had no idea Reina had a cane? although I think the funniset part of that movie is when Mina bites Jun's dick and hes like OW!! don't use your teeth!! then she rubs it better LMAO!! although in my group of friends the inside joke was my friend. We watched Dyogrammaton act 2 and this girl is strapped to this bondage thingy and shocked she says I LOVE BONDAGE!! and my friend kept saying that and since my friend won't let me in his room anymore because his girlfriend and him share the same room I would say why can't I come in? Do you have Bondage equipment in there? and he'd say ya I do I love bondage!!
LOL. then recently I found out he was a closeted Hentai fan and He actually liked bondage, No joke I almost laughed right at his face but this was also when he came out and told me he was a porn addict and he stumbled onto CP sites and it traumatized him.

I don't consider my self as an otaku, sorry.

I dont consider myself an otaku either...

GOD NO...

...

I just like reading some manga sometimes...

I tried to look it up if I fit the common otaku description, to my dismay I still have a very long way to go.

Otaku describes someone with obsessive interests. What really defines obsession. I watch anime, hentai, <insert> everyday. Does that make me an Otaku?

Anyways, back on topic, probably in grade 4-5 when I was drawing Rei Ayanami in her plug suit, someone said that I was good at drawing and I should show some other people. I then said she was hot in front of a lot of the kids. D: You could imagine the ridicule at age 10. It was terrible, ever since then I've been a closet hentai lover. Anime I still openly say I like.

oh my god the same thing happened to me when i was in 5th grade