Engrish? Bring it on!

I dunno if this'll go anywhere but it's worth the try. I bet all of you have seen engrish stuff (live, not on the netz). Why don't you post the stuff you find? :P

I'll start off with 2 pictures of my own:
(At a shopping place)


(this is a little paper notebook I bought at a chinese store to carry around and practice my japanese)

[size=10]Whats wrong with this one? Read what it says on the top... not very apropriate.[/h]

Please do not steal pics from other websites. We have engrish.com for that.

I don't have a pic, and they've changed the sign since then, but the Chopstix in my neighborhood had a sign that said "We open Sunday"
I thought it was hilarious.

I'm suprised to get a reply. I admit that it isn't a very practical topic since you have to take pictures of something. But hey, I tried.

yeah, that's all I got. ^^;

I dont have any pics either, but there is a local gas station near here that says no shirt shoe service. But its some old guy who NEVER wears a shirt, sweats all over the place, and is constantly eating nuts in his overpriced store taking advantage of my weakness for hot pickles, ramen, and fruity candies who runs the place!!! Sorry...kinda turned into a rant there... anyways thats all Ive got. Illiterate old man...*(