Enter At Your Own Peril
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Right. So I was just enjoying playing some shitty games and killing time when all of a sudden; my Echelon notifies me that Artcellrox[Henceforth referred to as Artcellcox] has linked ANOTHER dick pic. Keyword there is "another", by the by. I already made a thread like this in the past because this was traumatic shit and I refused to let only a select[read: Immensely unfortunate] few endure it. I figured the shame and such that I shat on him would teach him to stay his hand. And keep his fucking pants on. LOLNO.
Here's where things start getting graphic.
Rollercoaster ride of emotions right there. Let's lighten things up with some goodnatured soul crushing and maybe some laughs.
Now as I stated earlier my endeavors didn't get through to Artcellcox and he didn't learn his lesson. HE STRUCK AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. THIS MAN CARES NOT FOR HIS IMAGE NOR THE WELLBEING OF THOSE AROUND HIM.
What the fuck, right? Like holy shit why would you upload another pic of your dick do you have nothing else to do fuck punctuation I don't even know why you would do that and why my "echelon" keeps bringing this shit to me I just want to be loved I used to be an accountant and have a wife and four kids and then they died because of this penis bullshit oh god.
To summarise:
*Artcellcox loves spreading his black blade of grass around the internet
*Life has no meaning
*This is not an April Fool's joke just a very unpleasant surprise
*I lol'd hard when I saw these dick pics and I always will because that shit is tinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yo.
*Tony made me do it
Here's where things start getting graphic.
Spoiler:
Rollercoaster ride of emotions right there. Let's lighten things up with some goodnatured soul crushing and maybe some laughs.
Spoiler:
Now as I stated earlier my endeavors didn't get through to Artcellcox and he didn't learn his lesson. HE STRUCK AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. THIS MAN CARES NOT FOR HIS IMAGE NOR THE WELLBEING OF THOSE AROUND HIM.
Spoiler:
What the fuck, right? Like holy shit why would you upload another pic of your dick do you have nothing else to do fuck punctuation I don't even know why you would do that and why my "echelon" keeps bringing this shit to me I just want to be loved I used to be an accountant and have a wife and four kids and then they died because of this penis bullshit oh god.
To summarise:
*Artcellcox loves spreading his black blade of grass around the internet
*Life has no meaning
*This is not an April Fool's joke just a very unpleasant surprise
*I lol'd hard when I saw these dick pics and I always will because that shit is tinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yo.
*Tony made me do it
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I thought its a fucking necrobump at first, holy shit~ :V
Edit : What the fuck did i just witness???
Edit : What the fuck did i just witness???
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opanihuya wrote...
The leg in the lowest pick is white (and fat). You sure it's him?The Overlord of Guidos himself confirmed it was Artcellcox's dick. His words "If you stare at it for like 25 seconds you can tell it's dark".
He must've been shining the sun on his dick when he took the picture.
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Sisami wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
The leg in the lowest pick is white (and fat). You sure it's him?The Overlord of Guidos himself confirmed it was Artcellcox's dick. His words "If you stare at it for like 25 seconds you can tell it's dark".
He must've been shining the sun on his dick when he took the picture.
Hoping it didn't look so much like it was radiated.
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Sisami wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
The leg in the lowest pick is white (and fat). You sure it's him?The Overlord of Guidos himself confirmed it was Artcellcox's dick. His words "If you stare at it for like 25 seconds you can tell it's dark".
He must've been shining the sun on his dick when he took the picture.
Idk man, that looks more like kalisteantakerialetc but how do I know that right.
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