ever faped in a wierd place

like porta john
school
church
girlfriend bed while she slept
or anything i haven't did. which isn't much

my sister's room,does that count?

I done this before

it smell of oni-chan incest but yes that weird for me

I remember i went with my parents to Italy for 2 weeks. Well being with my parents all the time for that long, you don't really have the time to do that....anywho on our return trip we had to spend the night in Germany. The next morning when i was taking a shower i just couldn't take it anymore so i just got hard and fapped. That's right, right now, my semen is floating somewhere in German sewers.

so you met a german chick

LMFAO XD

In my front yard at night.

did it in the backyard and front yard in the day... and screwed my ex on the porch... i lived in the backwoods. i not a sex defender

Nothing "TOO" weird, other bathrooms occasionally etc. These days if you were caught doing that in a public place you could wind up on a sex offender list, which really wouldn't be worth the cheap thrills you may get. Weighs the options:

1. Fap in a regular place and go about business as usual
2. Take a risk for mildly better fap and end up in deep shit

Let's see I've jerked off at my grandparents house and I've jerked off on my brothers bed and that is about it for weird places.

go out like a champ, become bubba's wife

Oh I fapped on my roof once too.

Places that would possibly be amusing but would not dare be tried: an Elevator, any fast spinning circular ride, Eiffel Tower or outside of a news station.

you beat me im scare of heights

my exfuck buddie gave me a handjob on a school bus
i covered my groin with my jacket -v-
and she was reading a book X)

aaaah I miss those days
whore! why did she had to get a bf??!!

technically not a fap but i will accept it since it awesome

edit since my bro is right next to me here a tale of a 14 yr old dickweed that fapped it to me and girl i was sticking in high school, he didn't hide or nothing he just sat on the floor and jerk it, the girl was turn on to the sight of my bro flailing meat. i was drunk so repress memory time.

I once fapped in a Greyhound bus restroom. Ya know? The little ones at the back? I was traveling cross-country and I woke up with a raging boner that wouldn't go away sooo...yeah. Not proud but I enjoyed it.

never thought of that, i bang a girl in the school bus like that though

edit.

i amend the post to add sex in weird places too

Actually I've done that before it is one bumpy fap when the bus is in motion.