Everyone Chew Gum Now!
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I have that gum... Lotte...
They sell it in Chinatown!!! Its really minty and most people dont like it...
They sell it in Chinatown!!! Its really minty and most people dont like it...
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One day I was, like, walking, right? And I was like, this is totally refreshing! But then I stepped on chew gum and was like, Ewww, totally bad!
Srsly, What really happened is that I got into a fight with a moose, while being naked and only having a log full of greass inside as a weapon, and then we went to a supermarket and bought a smoothie, but it was too late, as pedobear had raped every loli in the world. So I and moose teamed up, and tried to defeat pedobear on an epic battle that created raging storms. And we where about to win, but then Chuck Norris came from the heavens and saves pedobear. And I was all NOOOOOOES!!! Because my lolis all got raped. But then I learned that the moose was my father, and together, we trained many lolis as sex slaves.
The end.
Srsly, What really happened is that I got into a fight with a moose, while being naked and only having a log full of greass inside as a weapon, and then we went to a supermarket and bought a smoothie, but it was too late, as pedobear had raped every loli in the world. So I and moose teamed up, and tried to defeat pedobear on an epic battle that created raging storms. And we where about to win, but then Chuck Norris came from the heavens and saves pedobear. And I was all NOOOOOOES!!! Because my lolis all got raped. But then I learned that the moose was my father, and together, we trained many lolis as sex slaves.
The end.
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Gum is banned in Singapore. I bemoan my fate as a gum-chewer. Thank goodness Malaysia is just next door, in case I have my withdrawals and need to chew on gum.
