Evil stuff

Hahaha Ruu...

If I was evil, I would destroy Fakku. Haha.

kill all who oppose hentai! teach hentai at school! have someone sit as the supreme hentai emperor! those who will ban hentai will be castrated and forever be tortured by tentacles! Bwahahahahha

suddenly I woke up, facing the harsh reality that it was just a dream...
I'm really the last sane man in an insane world.

glad you dont have those powers.

If I was evil... I'd grab a little kid by it's legs and start wailing on other kids using my Child Blade... If only.....

pretty sure I'm not a zombie... yet

pretty sure with a zombie army made up of people like me you would be able to finish up in less than a few hours.

I can feel the hatred within this thread...

I'd make China and the US nuke each other. :D

your hatred only makes my dick harder.

I think we've established the fact that Waar wishes to do things of an intimate nature with Coco-tan... But the question that is on everyone's minds has yet to be answered... raep!?

puhlease... have you seen her unnecessary hostility towards me? that's not just normal tension, that's sexual tension. She's probably already got a thing for me...

That sounds like a tsundere! Kinda...

meh i put huge turbo boosters on earth and try to fly earth around like mars in invader zim

[-] First, enslave humans.

[-]I would kill off every prisoner in jail. Anyone who gets caught doing a crime would automatically get killed. I don't care if the person is innocent, they shouldn't be stupid enough to get involved.

[-]Make vegetarians live in the forest and give their homes to the homeless [Not evil, but whatever]

[-]Everyone will have to take a common sense test, those who get below a 90 will be killed.

[-]Anyone that doesn't know English, will learn English. They'll be put in schools that won't allow them to leave until they know how to speak well enough.

[-]Cut out High School and make kids enter college at the age of 13 / 14.

[-]Every person will go through a monthly check up, to be told how worthless and useless they are. This keeps their confidence levels low, so no one would be able to have any goals to override me.

[-]Churches will be gone.

[-]Kill off all the people I hate.

Rape, pillage, kill for fun, ect.