Face Palm Moments

I remember the other day, I witnessed a moment everyone in their life experiences, the moment one cannot go through life without experiencing, that which is called a Face Palm Moment.

Now see, here's what happened:

I sitting in church one day(yes I attend church, it is mormon, a most perfect alibi) when during the meeting the person sitting next to me's phone had rang. Now, it wasn't just some regular ringtone, no, it was Journey's Don't Stop Believing. Here we are, in church, listening to the current speaker, feeling the spirit of god or whatever the hell was boring us to sleep, until this man's phone had rang. So, naturally, we tried to prevent ourselves from gawking, thinking the problem would be solved, however, the man did not turn off his cell phone, he did, however, let it ring over a course of 30 seconds. Realizing that it was his phone that had been ringing, he proceeds to reach into his pocket....and pick up the call. No, he doesn't tell the person on the line he's in church, no, he doesn't whisper as to prevent what little attention he didn't grab, he proceeds to talk in his normal voice volume, oblivious to his audacity.

And then it happened, as if by some miracle of god, it happened. Every personage in the room, babies included....Facepalmed....everyone, the bishop, the speaker...I even swear I heard a choir of angels singing in the chapel,"Tuuuurrrn the phone off, tuuuurrrn the phone off"

If you have any, please share your facepalm moments.

This is weird because I was listening to "lights" by Journey. Ahh Journey your so cool.

Yeah LDS church is kind of boring. I actually like the old ladies in my ward. I listen to their talks. There fun and they contain lots of wisdom.

Facepalm moments

these happen in my history class.

My friend who is pretty nerdly and doesn't know when to shut up tries to act smart in front of the class. We're studying the WW2 pacific theater of war. My teacher *Old ex-marine biker with a handlebar mustache* brings up kamikaze. well after about 5 minutes of talking that's done but my friend doesn't want it to be done so he for some unknown reason brought up RITUAL SUICIDE! insert face palm.

another day another person

We're in having a lesson about the Nazi's when probably the biggest bimbo I've ever met raises her hand. She asks our teacher " How come people hate the Nazi's?" *THIS WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION* I and about 10 people face palmed the rest just stared in amazement.

Computer Class was thought by a complete idiot, so someone gets the idea to find he BSOD, and then use the image as the Background on the instructors computer a lunch. then Ctrl+Alt+Del > End Explorer.exe.

The guy is freaking out BSOD! the Schools UT guy come and within 5 seconds fixes it.

The whole class Facepalmed when the instructor said, "I want to know who did it, But more importantly I want to know how they did it."

To me this sounded like if you open them up, wisdom will come out. You may want to say have not contain when referring to people from now on, unless you really want me to laugh at the bizarre imagery that comes to mind when you make these little mistakes.

I wake up and check my works support@* emails.

From there, most of the day is facepalm.

Perhaps I'll post some experiences from time to time.

I face palmed when all my hentai links uploaded to megarotic got wiped out.

killing people and eating them afterwards give your their power... didn't you know?

When my supervisor picked up one of the projectionist at work and threw him on the projector for theater 7(as payback for being tackled onto some film cans), and then going back to his meeting.

We got complaints from the guests downstairs about the movie shaking and someone screaming, ha! Well, no so much faceplant as a good memory of drinking on the job.

So I just finished watching Clannad for the first time, it was around 4 in the morning. Before I ran over clannad, I finished True Tears, which IMO, is a real eye sore, because every other anime animation older than it that I saw afterwards will turn 'ugly' magically.

So, I, without reading any review or anything, watched Clannad The Movie, with it's jaw dropping animation quality and castrated story, I was practically watching it with an eye, because I was face-palming myself practically the whole time until I start skipping it, finished it, and deleting it.