Fakku Ass Kickers!!!

Today's a good day for ass kickin'. No work. hoping to see many fine mammary globes at the bar this evenin'. half off for the ladies!

Awesome, you can milk me for cereals everyday, then! I fukken love you, too!


I wanna ogle at them, too. Throw in some boners and I'm all set for a visual fapping feast. Did I tell you I have the hots for you, woman? [Pinches JD ass in agreement]

It's hard to resist my suave, gentlemanly, Native American self.

I am curious. What do you guys think of this picture?

She's one hot momma with twin cupcakes! [says this with a pinch of salt]

Have you seen this cosplayer before? Do you recognize her, I mean?

Why does it (the pic), strike you with a sense of dejavu? My memory fails me and I really don't know...

Nah, I was just curious. I messaged the owner of this picture on FB to ask. Went straight to the source with this one, lolol. She's fucken hot @.@

I'm glad you verified this! Great snooping, JD! I shall go forth and fearlessly demand to be added into list. I have a wealth of knowledge about breeding.


@ Long: Yes, I do.

She's an urban Amazon princess.

EDIT: I'm sorry if I appear daft. "Was married" would be the operative word. LOL, and what does making sandwiches have to do with making sandwiches being married? (Dang, I'm growing senile) Isn't wanting to eat reason enough to make sandwiches?

Er, wait..we are talking about food, right..? Or the sexual double whammy sandwich?;p


@ JD: I got you loud and clear, you smexy native! Muah! [FB, here I come! Yosh!]

Do you have a Facebook, Longevity?

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Fags are now in season, don't you know? The hottest craze, actually.
Yes, Long... do you have FB?

I asked this one girl back at the university if she had a Facebook and she got all 100xRAGE on me. She went on this whole tirade about how everyone is over-stimulated and no one really wants to connect anymore. I was like >_o

Awww, you poor dear =p Pay no heed to such outbursts. I reckon it must be some spill-over frustration from some unnamed source. PMS, perhaps. You are above all that, you stubbed pimp cane. (~_^)

I told her to go fuck herself. After that, she tried to be my friend. Idk why, but it was funny. I did become her friend anyway, but I lost her number when my old phone died, shortly after moving back to L.A., too. SEE? This is when Facebook comes in handy!