[Locked] FAKKU Café v3

*sighs with smoke blowing out*
. . . . Humans are so fragile. . .

Yor shoots a giant bat out of the sky with a bow, which freezes its corpse in instant Rigor Mortis.

He thens hefts the stiffened carcus over his head and uses it to hanglide into the cave to deliver a flying missle dropkick to a purple caveman. His theme song then chimes in for those few seconds telling us how he is, well the man!

that's... something

nothing impresses you

that's... old, old is old

early 80s...least its not Turkish Star Wars

never thought I'd see the Millennium Falcon take off to the Indiana Jones theme

/does not understand

i was born in the 90's. and even then i didn't really watch tv or anything

oh god, what do they teach you in school?!

i went to elementary school in mexico,
where the teacher constantly hit us .-.

I could make a joke about Mexico's education...also post a semi racist song by Phil Collins...take your pick

*giggles* Do I want to click that youtube link~? D:

do what you like
i probably wouldn't understand it anyways

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0
hard not to understand what they're saying

i haven't watched it yet...
but just the title. i'm not illegal, i was born in the US .-.

thats cool, thats just my default Mexico joke at 2am
(I'm not even American, nor do I even live there-I'm Canadian, I could care less about their "illegal aliens")

yeah... that's something i guess. i'm also tired or something

how old are you anyways?

20

you must be like... a dinosaur

92, I'm one of the Dúnedain

(actually 23)

i see...

so you must like things of old