[Locked] FAKKU Café v3
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Shiokazu wrote...
lastmousestanding wrote...
*pokes his head in* Is there any tea available?
there are plenty, which kind do you have in mind?
sorry, I fell asleep.
Might be a bit delayed but is there any licorice tea?
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lastmousestanding wrote...
Shiokazu wrote...
lastmousestanding wrote...
*pokes his head in* Is there any tea available?
there are plenty, which kind do you have in mind?
sorry, I fell asleep.
Might be a bit delayed but is there any licorice tea?
um...We have these.
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Possums sighted. . .
Course of action. . . eliminate. . .
*pulls out pistol and aims at the possums*
Course of action. . . eliminate. . .
*pulls out pistol and aims at the possums*
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Hah good luck again! These are modified 4th generation Tadpole Rabbits that have mutated into the genome of possums! They have lost all of their older mutations but instantly regenerate!
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Gehennan dark plasma. . . ready and standing by
*grabs possums with his extendable arm and consumes them in hellfire, sending them down into the pits of hell with other abominations*
Abominations spotted. . . zero. . .
all clear. . .
*grabs possums with his extendable arm and consumes them in hellfire, sending them down into the pits of hell with other abominations*
Abominations spotted. . . zero. . .
all clear. . .
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Hah its to late now, have you scanned yourself? the possums have entered your artifical bloodstream and circuitry and are now reproducing at a microscopic level!
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Damage analysis. . . biological agent has entered in components B12, C9 and L74. . .
Course of action. . . commence protocol PURGE. . .
Risk assessment. . . If executed in the cafe, collateral damage will be substantial. . .
*walks outside and a few seconds later, a large explosion comes from outside that breaks all the front windows and small tongues of fire fly inside shortly before going out*
Course of action. . . commence protocol PURGE. . .
Risk assessment. . . If executed in the cafe, collateral damage will be substantial. . .
*walks outside and a few seconds later, a large explosion comes from outside that breaks all the front windows and small tongues of fire fly inside shortly before going out*
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*walks back in*
Purge protocol executed. . . minimal collateral damage. . .
Hellfire extinguished. . . reports, all green. . .
Purge protocol executed. . . minimal collateral damage. . .
Hellfire extinguished. . . reports, all green. . .
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*servos and hydraulics make noise as he stretches out his arms*
Damage analysis. . . all components are in green status. . .
no signs of external threats entering. . . resuming standard protocols. . .
*walks to his table*
Damage analysis. . . all components are in green status. . .
no signs of external threats entering. . . resuming standard protocols. . .
*walks to his table*
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Aura-Desu
Beautiful and Twisted~
Sanada-Kun wrote...
*jumps to 2nd floor veranda**lands on the table and crushes it*
....hahaha
I think you would look better with an avi like this
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or this
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