[Locked] FAKKU Café v3

*jumps through window and laughs*

Hello everyone, how are we all

*spins to his table and sits in an informal manor*

@kei:
welcome,please have a se-,ahh.. you've sit already~
want to order something?

*makes a thinking pose*

Hmm, something to drink? something to eat? maybe a drink to eat

*laughs again and spins his hat before placing it on the table*

I'll have some tea please

Ryuu, he must want dericious food!

*cough* or drink *cough*

tea or green tea?





Dericious food!

uuu.....,i'm hungry~

Fasting for the day ends soon, yes?

Ooh, I'll take both, thank you

*mixes the two together and sips*

Ah~ that's good stuff. . . what is stuff?

*pauses for a moment before clapping his hands together and laughs*

ahh,okay then~
*give both to kei*



no!
it's already ended~
xD

afk for a bit~

*back to the cafe*
Finally... no problem with ISP anymore...

*looks at Kei*
Looks like Robo-Kei is back to the hell again.
*pats Kei shoulder*

I'm eating dericious food naww Zafh ~~

*sips his tea*
Aah, nope, he's just taking a vacation

*laughs and drinks his tea*

Robot taking a vacation??
That's unusual...

Twas a joke, he's just resting with the other 98 other Keis in Mistress' home
*sips tea again*
Ah~ this is good but. . . it's missing something. . .

*smiles and laughs and he grabs a few bullets and tips black gunpowder into his tea*
This aught to do the trick
*sips tea*
Yahoo~ that is extra-ordinary
*laughs again*

98 Keis eh? Then there must be 2000++ Kei in the past, and most of them died for stupid reasons.
*laughs*
The staff isn't here eh? Looks like I can't order my hot ice coffee...
Kei, do you mind?
*takes cigar from its pack*

Not at all
*laughs and sips his tea*
as for the other Keis, there are an infinite number of us, just 98 different Keis. Me being number 37 and machine-Kei being the 2nd Kei.
*sips his tea and has a serious expression on his face*
Although, we're all Kei, but we have different personalities. It's pretty much like we're one emotion of the original.
*smiles and laughs*
But enough of that gloomy subject, how have you been Sanada?

Infinite eh?
*covers his face with his left hand* holditsanadaholdyourbloodlust

On light mood... after speeding before dusk and already ate my meal.
But again... its quiet here. lol

*laughs*
It sure is, maybe we shall do something to lighten up this quiet, gloomy cafe?
*sips tea*

iwasthinkingaboutfightingwithanotherkeirightnow
Nah.. that won't bring the happy cafe back...

*pops out of tunnel system linked under counter and starts bartending, hands Sanada-Kun one of his specialty drinks, The Black Sprite, Unmodified homebrewed absinthe mixed with aged apple cider and sprite* That won't bring the happy cafe back but this will, it will also bring back a future filled with destroyed livers and kidney transplants

Well why wouldn't it?
*backflips and lands on another table*
I may look the fool, but every Kei knows combat, every Kei understands death but every Kei. . .
*reveals the many knives under his coat*
. . . fights differently
*shows a maddening smile on his face and laughs*

*just stares at Kei*
You need help.
*Gives Kei a Opiol,50% Codeine 50% Whisky, and a 200% to have a seizure*