[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.1

[color=#993300]Data, have you considered making the bolt lighter? Increase ROF

[color=#ff69b4]Maybe I should get in to code. Would give me something to do and I could do something with it.

*uses body switcher on Tsamari and Sneeaky*

[color=#ff69b4]What do you mean body switcher?


[color=#993300]Eh...I don't use it too often. I learned JavaScript, but don't use it. But that's just me. and I've forgotten most of it...

Off to sleep.

[color=#993300] *leaves*

Im so glad that certain Websites exist.

[color=#ff69b4]Hm?

There is a website in our langae, where people confess. I visit it just to laugh my ass off.

[color=#ff69b4]Sounds like a lot of fun XD

its bunch of retarded shit.

Here is a translation of a random stupidity.

Snake bit me in the dick, someone suck the poison out!

i find it just funny.

[color=#ff69b4]LOL xD

And then there is this:



Seriously?

[color=#ff69b4]........... What the fuck?

Yes, Wtf. THere is wierd shit like that.

Here is something else. Bit funny.

Bill boy constantly tries to rape me. He does not understand that NO is No. Everytime waking up, he shoves his filth down my throat. UNDERSTAND BILL, I DO NOT WANT TO USE IE11 AND I DO NOT PLAN MAKING MICROSOFT ACCOUNT. PISS OFF!

[color=#ff69b4]Hahaha XD

Yup.

Next one:

Im in a party, with bunch of strangers and couple of my friends. Then some wannabe gangster appears and starts to run his mouth off, how badass he is and so on. Friends know me how calm i am up to a certain point and they invited me to a diffrent place. Bitch didnt give any peace. Payback was in order, so I searched about that guy. Found a commond friend in facebook, so i asked him what kind of guy he is. Told intresting story of where in 1 party he got spanked. For whacking off.

Well rumor on its way, dude in shame, me in heaven, smile from ear to ear. Karma is a bitch. Next time i'll confess.

[color=#ff69b4]>_> people today.

Dude deserved it. though.

[color=#ff69b4]Yeah.