[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.1

I got a dick full of helium. I'll fuck you up.

[color=#993300]Fuck this *pushes button, arc casters electrocute Revelation while tranquilizer mini guns inject him with enough sleeping potion to put a whale to sleep. Micro drones apply magnetic clamps on his limbs and take him to bed.* And good night everyone, well before I go *pops Rev.'s dick which fizzles as gas is rapidly expelled*


Good night everyone!

I did. I'm back.

*walks in the front door* WAA MY CLONE?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!!!

[color=#ff69b4]How much fun?

-Lazy fat cat Hatsuns eating anchovies on stage-

Morning *yawns*

[color=#ff69b4]Gubi~

Tsama~ *yawns again*

[color=#ff69b4]Sleep well?

Good morning, everyone! ^_^

Pretty well actually.
*eats his breakfast*
How was your day?

[color=#ff69b4]Was good. Beat Dark souls.



Hi Luin~

Good for you ^^.

Onwards now! To NG+!

[color=#ff69b4]Nope. Game has no replay for me. If i want to play more dark souls it well be dark souls 2.

But... more things to find! More stories!
You should try the DLC.

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Looky-taa~n! *hugs*

It's been too long since you've been here.

[color=#ff69b4]I don't have the money for the DLC and I don't really like the lore for dark souls. I have been getting a lot of hate for not liking the lore and story for it.