[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.2

*picks up cat begins boiling water*

Ahhhh *grabs cat before any damage occurs*

[color=#993300]*hugs* Ands that's why you wear the safety helmet

Hi sneaky nii-san is gone one again :'(

Sleeping in the air vents.

[color=#993300]So I shouldn't have gassed the cafe to kill the bugs? There's a bunch in the air vents.....oh boy...

Thanks for the meal... ~ Picking out bug shells from teeth ~

[color=#993300]*shrugs* Whatever works, I guess
I mean, there's better food down here, hell, I just finished gold dusting beluga caviar

I just realized today one of my ball jointed doll characters (named Vinayaka) has a lot in common with Tom Bombadil (from Lord of the Rings).

Though he has an elephant... that's probably one of the biggest differences.

[color=#993300]I'm losing my shit right now XD

The fact that its a dumb joke (elephant is big hur hur) or just the fact that such a thing is kind of weird?

[color=#993300]The former, the former.....Puns....

Fatter is being fat! D:

Yeah I do it for people like you... Say how would you like to aid me in a hilarious fantasy tale, I very seldom write anything funny

*brings puppy into cafe* hi, this is Lazer. Be nice to him please.
†»Hatsunami cuddles up to Lazer†»

[color=#993300]As long as you don't strap an automated sniper rifle to his back, I'll feed him


[color=#993300]Well humor is mixed, it can be things like silly puns to sick jokes like : Jesus fed thousands of people with 2 fish and 10 loaves of bread, but Hitler make 10 million Jews toast.
So how silly you want it? Well let me see it. And is this for Leonard?

Silly enough, the main character I am either thinking of a rather incompetent yet successful (with women) human guy or a little faerie girl who has a violent temper and swears a lot
Then there's just funny place names like Lolicon Mountain, Lake Daterape and of course the main villain, a vampire named Cock Blockula

[color=#993300]I like the the name Count Crotchula, but that's me. And why not have the two pair off? And let tsundere development ensue?

I don't see a romantic pairing between the man and a faerie child, that's pedophilia right there.
Count Crotchula is pretty good too...damn

The cafe has such nice things to eat. ~ Eating fish from pond ~