[Locked] FAKKU CafÃ© v5.2

luinthoron · 2014-06-14T16:51:11+00:00

Welcome to the 5th incarnation of the café! Nicest place on the site, apparent Fakku chuunibyou central, and clearly the secret base of the Church of Loli. Now in a new thread because of the usual bugs got bad enough to need half a page's worth of posts before a new page showed up. Maybe you just want to sit, relax and surf through the forums. Or you can't sleep and you've replied to all the interesting topics. Yes, here's the place where you can be at! Anything goes in here, and this is a chance for you to interact with fellow FAKKU! citizens in the forums :) [color=red]Just make sure to follow the Forum Rules, also make sure to keep your posts clean. Due to forum problems, avoid deleting posts![/color] Enjoy! Café Rules: -Avoid using other languages besides from English. https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?p=951470#951470 -Put spoilers on large/long images. Cafe Staff: Spoiler:Boss/Café Owner: luinthoron Honorary Co-owner: uLan General Manager: Karina Arls Head/Executive Chef: SneeakyAsian Accountant: SneeakyAsian Apprentice/Sous Chef: RoyalElite Pastry Chef: Data Zero Head Maid: asaforever Barista: SneeakyAsian Bartender: HurrDurrpingson Waiter/Butler: Data Zero, Kaypi Waitress/Maid: Minakami Ryuu, BlinkXPoke, Aisuru, Ranka Host: Tsamari Busboy: BigBudNineOneActual Head of Security: Gahald_Mills Musician: Gubi Singer: Hatsuname Security: Revelation Maintenance: Sabers Praetor This post pretty much lifted from the previous incarnation of the café. Even this paragraph. After all, it is the same thing in the end, even if in a new place now. Enjoy your time here! Lt. Rand0m had the nice idea of having some banners to promote the café in signatures, you can find some here: Spoiler:Pack No. 1 by luinthoron: Pack No. 2 by Kuro vi Lolitannia: Pack No. 3 by Kuro vi Lolitannia:

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Hatsuname

10 years ago

Akiryo wrote...

Hatsuname wrote...

Akiryo wrote...

-singing on the stage-

ÂºPushes off stageÂº

-falls through him while ignoring the troll-

Hi Luin, hows the cafe biz?

I guess Luin hates me so much he wants everyone to hate me and call me a troll..... ;-;

SneeakyAsian CTFG Vanguard

10 years ago

*filming*

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Sneeaky, hello. ^_^

RoyalElite

10 years ago

Spoiler:

Hatsuname wrote...

Nekomata Hatsun and Durpis Q&A X-2!!!!!

Q: My Hatsun refuses to let me wash her paws and wants me to hire a professional paw cleaner!!
A: A Hatsuns paws are their prized featured. The dirtier her paws get, the weaker they can become. Almost all Nekos have NekoCare, so free paw cleaning!

Q: My Durpi refuses to play with his toys and wiggles on the floor when I get him ready for naps!
A: As we say countless times to Durpi owners, they are naturally shy!!

Q: This Hatsun keeps trying to eat my friend "lastmousestanding" why?
A: Hatsuns, or any Neko in the matter do not actually eat mouses or mouse, people, contrary to popular belief. They usually just nibble them and play with the mouses by making fake threats.

Q: My Durpi is not longer shy and constantly request a Harem of Hatsuns!!!
A: Your Durpi is defective and needs to be up-to-date with all his shots!! These are symptoms of Neko rabies! Your Durpi will go into extreme heat and pass out from a headache. Afterwards he will go back to normal and hide of embarrassment from being in extreme heat.

Hatsuname wrote...

Nekomata Hatsun and Durpis Q&A X!!!!

Q: My Durpi refuses to take a bath!! He's always hiding in our cookie jar.
A: Durpis are naturally shy Nekos. They will only take baths with themselves, or a Hatsun

Q: My Hatsun is a fat cat and refuses to exercise. She saw this comic strip and now wants lasagna everyday!!
A: Hatsuns tend to mimic other cats to improve their cuteness.

Q: What's a "relief cuddle?" My Hatsun and Durpi are always talking about relief cuddles whenever I'm about to leave the house.
A: Sexual intercourse. Most Class C Nekos call sex "Relief Cuddles" to not sound perverse, but cute. They probably do it on your bed too.

Here's a question from a Hatsun named "Hatsunyuyu"

Q: My master constantly threatens me with a spray bottle because I don't know how to do "The Dirty Luin." What, and why does he want me to do this, Chyu~?
A: The Dirty Luin is (from our research) a Twerking dance video by a Hatsun named Hatsuname. Apparently the dance was created to win the heart of a guy who was her friend but she thought was her owner. To perform The Dirty Luin you must twerk in an accelerated motion and created a ripple in the space time contnuum! Creating a black hole....with your ass.

lol, that was nice ^^

Gubi

10 years ago

Hatsuname wrote...

Akiryo wrote...

-singing on the stage-

ÂºPushes off stageÂº

*grabs and snuggles*

Be nice!
*scratches back of neck*

Hatsuname

10 years ago

Don't forget to keep an eye out for Nekomata and elegant Kitsunes new Q&A!!!

Kitsunes Q&A
Mouse People Q&A
Business/thread Owners 101

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

O.o

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Shane, hello again! ^_^

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

Any more work done luin?

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Just a little bit.

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

How's the weather in Eastonia?

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

There seems to be more snow again now.

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

Is it deep?

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Wouldn't say that. But everything certainly looks white outside now instead of all the water there was before.

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

If it got deep, what about work? Could you get in?

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

If it got deep, what about work? Could you get in?

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

A 10 minute walk is still a 10 minute walk.

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Well, time to sleep now...

Dr Shaneman

10 years ago

Night luin.
*puts closed sign up*

luinthoron High Priest of Loli

10 years ago

Good morning! ^_^

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