[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3

Eh, Looky likes competition.

*whistles*

Also Data is more subtle, doesn't try to choke me to death and Eve has sexy new glasses.

If I go to greece when I turn around I wont be a virgin anymore. xD not that its a problem lol

Wha! What happened! How did I even get in your bed! @A@

.....;3

What about Greece? o.o

Stop making scandals! *hugs*

Greece are #1 sex'ers o.o The most people that have sex in a country!

I read it somewhere years ago~ Much scandal! *hugs*

That's interesting. I'd have thought Russia OR Germany.

Greece has been revealed to rank atop the list of the world’s most sexually active nations, averaging 164 sessions a year, or more than three times a week, German newspaper Bild reports.

According to an international survey by a condom manufacturer, which is published by the German tabloid, Greeks are far ahead of Brazil, which ranks second with 145 times a year, followed by Russia and Poland with 143 times a year.

The chilliest citizens on the planet are found to be the Japanese, who have sex a meager 48 times a year, or less than once a week.

:D

I like this new factual Eve.

Well considering Japan's birth rate issues recent years.

I copied it off a website. Are you calling me generally a liar? (-.-+)

Erm no O.o

I just enjoy the pats

YES! NOW YOU MUST DIE! D<

*puts my bunny plushie on your head*

The ultimate social embarrassment~! -nods nods-

*sees bunny plushie on shanes head*

Cute

I'll be off now. Massage, then dinner.

They give the kids machine guns~?

great almighty russia~! xDD I love her though regardless of the giving the kids guns bit~lol

Nah

Guns themselves are safe. Its the user that is worth worry material.

Yeah its empty of course but americans are stupid kids seeing one prompts ten bored guys to tackle said person~! its just a hunk of metal until the person behind it has a motive!

I cant! Im going to fuckng cry. :"( http://www.collective-evolution.com/2015/06/18/we-all-have-parasites-the-symptoms-how-you-can-cleanse-them/ parasites freak me out! TTT_TTT AND THIS BITCH IS LIKE WOOPIIIE! POOPED A WORM! -faints- too strong..cannot..-ded

Parasite thing is brought up because Im watching a guy gut a fish (I was watching people make sashimi) then his friend found a parasite in it...

-sleeping in a chair-