FAKKU Coffee Thread v1.0 (You are not alone)

Theres a lack of donuts, yo.

YES, ALSO YOUR COFFEE TASTE LIKE DIRT and I know what dirt tastes like, I WAS CURIOUS OKAY.

I like the Evangelion reference

Coffee and Lolis go great together, but....

Lolis: Not present...
Lolis serving coffee: Even less apparent....
Lolis on the menu: No where in site....


Sure hope this gets fixed.

I dont like this cafe though. The name is referring to an anime that doesnt even make sense because its not evangelion themed at all. Apparently loli themed? And the owner seems to be lacking the basic skills of how to run the place.

Never coming here again. There was bugs and drunk people all over the place.

I decided to come check out the commotion here. I hate coffee, for your information. Anyways, nice thread. I'm gonna take my leave now.

Why did I miss this? After all the coffee I've bought jacob over the years!? Oh cruel cosmos you taunt me again!

LOL U SUK BRO.

Irish coffee, please. Heavy on the cream... it's been bad times lately.

Coffee beans please!

I WANT MY DRIED PLUMS NOW

Grilled frog legs,please?

okay... now hats weird.

If you don't have tacos, you should get out Jacob.

Post. Cus Jake made a thread here.