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I'm so calm I'd catch your slap and pull you out of my screen.
Keep in mind typing alot doesn't mean I'm upset, I type at around 11 characters per second so I usually end up typing alot.

Aren't you jealous.

What if I dispose of the ice by throwing it out the window first?

......I cry softly in the corner until the fire comes...then I stop crying and start burning....everything....everything burns...BURNS...BURNS!!!

Where's the part where I get banned though? I think you've been talking big about it at least three or four times acting like you're some kind of god, I'm still waiting for said ban, or perhaps you finally understood you had no justified reason to actually ban me, and you're just attempting to find one? If you want to ban people for no proper reason at all, that's your thing, goes to show how much you can't respect your own set of rules. You're the only delusional person here, being a moderator on a cartoon porn website doesn't make you magically smarter or better than anyone else in this world, it's sad you've failed to understand that. You've been making false assumptions the entire time, trying to act like some kind of detective when in reality your sense of reasoning is extremely poor and biased.

I'm not debating a ban, hell I haven't even got one yet, I'm just making fun of your way of thinking, you're an hilarious individual who thinks he's above everyone else. I've seen that plenty of time, you can keep doing that all you want but one day it'll bite you in the ass and I won't even have to tell you who's going to do that.

It's also quite funny you can't understand simple expressions, you're taking the "suck your dick" in a literal sense, when in reality it's just pointing out how you expect people to treat you better than anyone else around here.

You, are the very definition of what you've tried to define me as. Weak, a fish, and you're being targeted right now. I threw the bait, you got hooked in. Self-centered moderators are always the best catches, they make for an hilarious show, top notch entertainment.

It was the entire purpose, since the very start.

I banned you in the admin panel, if the system is down it's something Jake needs to fix. I'm not sure what "respecting my own rules" and banning problem users have to do with each other but alright?

I'm smarter than you because I am, and also because apparently I'm capable of carrying on an argument with proper sentence structure and without grammatical errors, something you seem to be unable to do, my title has nothing to do with those two points. However the title grants me authority, which places me higher on the pecking order on these forums.

I am above you, if you'd like proof I'm going to give you some.

What made you think I took the "sucking your dick" part literally? I know you're not going to fly to my house and wrap your lips around my cock and suck. Do you even know what the term literally means? I do expect you to treat my advice as important, as I do hold power over you.

I do like the bit about how this was all part of your master plan, let's hope the rest of what happens next was also part of that.

Date me.

Bullshit.

Na that's just ib

I type at around 11 characters per second.

Bullshit.

Last test I've taken.

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_128_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

Don't call bullshit when you know jackshit, buddy. It's not because you can't achieve something that others can't.

i call double bullshit! i just edited the url and look how wrong it is - anyone with a 2nd grade education can fake this test score.

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_82_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

i literally only changed 1 digit set. your score was probably more like 28 so you put a 1 in front of it.

i call double bullshit! i just edited the url and look how wrong it is - anyone with a 2nd grade education can fake this test score.

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_821_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

i literally only changed 1 digit set. your score was probably more like 28 so you put a 1 in front of it.

here's another for kix:

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_999999999999_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

You don't even know what you're talking about, I can type 9000 words per minute.

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_9000_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

Yeah, you're right. Cyborgs be bitchin' fast.
My new cyber arms let me type this score

http://10fastfingers.com/share-result/1_9001_661_640_21_126_4_99_362_133935

Here's more proof, it's not bullshit.

http://10fastfingers.com/user/392656/
https://i.imgur.com/VKE6VX7.jpg

If you want me to prove it better, send me a private message then, this cunt childish moderator keeps removing my posts.

Whoot...he finally stopped trying to post...I was getting exited from 7 notifications...nope...just sorrow for meh

You are clearly a fake.

Damn you caught me. I only just ordered cyborg arms, still 100% human here lol.