Fakku Hook Up
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
prefferably 10-13 yrs oldflaaat~
calls me oni-sama.
O_O wow
the van will be pulling up in a min. enjoy the free beer and anal exam.
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1. Must have at least one vagina, more is fine but not ideal.
2. Must enjoy cuddling/sleeping in.
3. If you do not laugh at dead baby jokes please apply.
4. If you do laugh at dead baby jokes please apply.
5. If you laugh at dead baby jokes but feel bad about it do not apply.
6. Must have read 2001 Space Odyssey, movie does not count. (non-negotiable)
7. Must not have committed any felonies. (negotiable)
8. Be somewhere within the Northern Hemisphere.
9. Fluency in English is preferred but not necessary. Spanish, Japanese, and German fine.
10. Have made the proper precautions in case of world wide zombie outbreak.
I realize my standards are too high, but the last relationship I was in did not satisfy #6 and ended poorly.
2. Must enjoy cuddling/sleeping in.
3. If you do not laugh at dead baby jokes please apply.
4. If you do laugh at dead baby jokes please apply.
5. If you laugh at dead baby jokes but feel bad about it do not apply.
6. Must have read 2001 Space Odyssey, movie does not count. (non-negotiable)
7. Must not have committed any felonies. (negotiable)
8. Be somewhere within the Northern Hemisphere.
9. Fluency in English is preferred but not necessary. Spanish, Japanese, and German fine.
10. Have made the proper precautions in case of world wide zombie outbreak.
I realize my standards are too high, but the last relationship I was in did not satisfy #6 and ended poorly.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
why have a relationship when i can just use this
fyi if you can built it i will pay.
Spoiler:
fyi if you can built it i will pay.
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Cormac wrote...
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
prefferably 10-13 yrs oldflaaat~
calls me oni-sama.
FAIL IMAGE
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NEXUS
Since 2010
Zak wrote...
Hermaphrodite......
That is all...
Best of both worlds am I right? You can take it or give it.
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Male or Female, don't care.
Likes to be tied down and whipped around while being anally violated.
Will pay me afterward for the privilege of having been crushed under the heel of my lovely knee-high leather boots.
ERM. Just kidding. About the paying part, anyway. I'll do it for free. XD
Likes to be tied down and whipped around while being anally violated.
Will pay me afterward for the privilege of having been crushed under the heel of my lovely knee-high leather boots.
ERM. Just kidding. About the paying part, anyway. I'll do it for free. XD
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Nekohime wrote...
Male or Female, don't care.Likes to be tied down and whipped around while being anally violated.
Will pay me afterward for the privilege of having been crushed under the heel of my lovely knee-high leather boots.
ERM. Just kidding. About the paying part, anyway. I'll do it for free. XD
hmm. i going to leave my number, call me when you go up north to the valley.
559-555-guro
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
female or girly male
funny
breasts no bigger than 34 c
funny
doesn't mind a third person with us
california
and is old enough to drink, not because were going drinking, i don't like youngster.
no playing im being real now.
funny
breasts no bigger than 34 c
funny
doesn't mind a third person with us
california
and is old enough to drink, not because were going drinking, i don't like youngster.
no playing im being real now.
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female only 18 and above
must love hentai/anime/manga
southeast asia
willing to try new stuff
come get some ;)
must love hentai/anime/manga
southeast asia
willing to try new stuff
come get some ;)
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Nekohime wrote...
Male or Female, don't care.Likes to be tied down and whipped around while being anally violated.
Will pay me afterward for the privilege of having been crushed under the heel of my lovely knee-high leather boots.
ERM. Just kidding. About the paying part, anyway. I'll do it for free. XD
Wasn't expecting that. This post actually surprised me.
OT: Not looking for anyone. ;-;
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Nekohime wrote...
Male or Female, don't care.Likes to be tied down and whipped around while being anally violated.
Will pay me afterward for the privilege of having been crushed under the heel of my lovely knee-high leather boots.
ERM. Just kidding. About the paying part, anyway. I'll do it for free. XD
I'm no masochist, but that still sounds pretty hot.
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penelopesays wrote...
LOOKING FOR WHITE KNIGHT.You're a beautiful girl and all these/those assholes in this/that thread can suck a dick.
