Fakku Mad Libs

Barney and his girl, Tweety, were going out to a fetish club. They decided to perform an enema shortly after they entered. While doing the thing like shoving a funnel down the assholes, they didn't notice to see a whole bunch of dick nipple chicks wearing a retarded gimpsuit surrounding them. Tweety was fucking horny, whereas Barney was friggin scared like a queer his dick shrinks up. Barney said to his girl, "Are you thinking what i'm thinking"? They both decided to shit bricks on the floor and everything went on from there...

Once upon a time, there was a maid outfit owned by a kinky lesbian named Neko. This maid outfit was special, however. It was so beloved by Neko that it vividly came to life! Neko was so aroused by the maid outfit that she started grinding her pussy against the toilet. The maid outfit starts humping her back in response. Then, Neko's parents found out. Neko and her maid outfit were forced to fuck the parents.

One day in school, Tevil brought a horse-long cock and kept it at his desk. He was bored on that day, so during sex education class, he called to his own cock name and furiously fingers his anus as quietly as possible. The teacher, Mr. Gooblebigdick, eventually caught him and asked in the middle of class, "What are you doing?" Tevil said to him, "I'm just doing a foreplay for our first buttsmex sir.".

One day in school, Bobby brought a ruler and kept it at his desk. He was bored on that day, so during math class, he pulled out the ruler and pulled down his pants and began stroking as quietly as possible. The teacher, Mrs. Bloomers, eventually caught him and asked in the middle of class, "What are you doing?" Bobby said to her, "We are learning about measurements, right?"