♥♥Fakku Maid Cafe♥♥ (by the girls club)

*wanders into Cafe with apron all askew and rumpled hair*

That...that was some party last night. Somehow I ended up naked in Poland's bed. WHAT, HOW, I DUNNO. I think Feliks screamed louder than I did though. You know, coz he's totally gay for Toris and hates seeing boobs and all. I mean, I DID stab him in the stomach after we found all our clothes.



Then after I did that, Russia nii-sama clubbed him in the head and then Ukraine nee-sama smothered him with her boobs for good measure. Yeaaaah, he's not getting up anytime soon.

My head still hurts from that idiot country's screaming though, so use your quiet voices when ordering or else the same fate will befall you.

...I'm killing you and raping your body.

...Actually, I don't care. I do wonder why is (almost) every country in Hetalia male. Especially those that are of female from in most other languages.

Also, can I have a muffin?

Hi guys, I'm back...and exhausted from my small tour of Fakku...

*collapses into a sofa*

Here you go, Roomy-chan

Oh shut up Gilbert. Russia nii-sama wouldn't let you. No beer for you today!

*throws cranberry muffin at Prussia*

Well the reason that almost all the countries are guys is that Hidekaz the creator didn't know how to draw women at first...but then he got over his noobishness and started drawing cute girls like me. Ohohoho.

...Belarus?

Excuse me, which country is that?

All I see is Poland-Lithuania and Russia.

And I'm still waiting for my muffins!

And my beer you Slav mongrel!

Did you not like the muffin I brought you??
;_;

Oh how sweet! You see me as one with Russia nii-sama already. <3 We're not married yet, but IT WILL BE SOON.

Besides, I threw gave you your muffin already! Check with Gilbird, he might've eaten it. Wanna cookie instead?

Oh. OH.

I'm so sorry platonic-chan, I haven't noticed ;_;

Thus, I will have now muffin and brownie.


...Belarus, what did you have on your history test...?

Sorry, girl, no incest for you, yet
[spoil][spoil]

...meanwhile:
"The Russian Century" by Brian Moynahan
New book, new hope for my paper!

....*writes into his notebook and hums to himself*

*sharpens knives next to langying*

Any orders? You can't sit here for free, you know.

Oh... Could I get a refill on this cherry Dr. Pepper?

Right...sure.

Thanks*takes a swig... then spits it out* What the?!

Applying as a maid...

*waits for the tea i never got*

Sebastian-sama did not get his tea? OH NO.



There. Now I have to go sharpen more knives...

.....................WHO SEBASTIAN!!!!!

Whew
I almost murdered you for a second there

Bela-chan is really, really bored, and everything in the kitchen is sharpened to a wicked edge (even the forks!) so I'm gonna hold the very first Maid Cafe music time!




Pardon the bad quality, it's like, 12:20am and I just recorded these with my sucky built-in laptop mic with little to no editing at all. >.>

*coughs*

Enjoy. Or not--suffer from the pains of my boredom!