Nekohime wrote...
Pony wrote...
Sheesh Finally got here.
Mapquest had me all over the planet trying to find this place.
Better late than never I always say.
Please excuse my appearance. I have been riding buses and cabs and trains for days
Now that I am here I would like to order.
Would the next maid available please come to my table in the corner?
Thanks in advance
Pony the Parrot-less Pirate
Do you want the nice maid, or do you want me?

YOU BETTER PICK ME OR ELSE!!!!
Miss Maid Natalia Arlovskaya A thousand pardons I should have recognized you as a a Czarina by your presence alone
You will do just fine
A perfect foil for a pirate
I notice you use a Poulan Chain saw too
It is my weapon of choice
My kinda Maid
That being said
I would like Assam Tea and the Maid cafe special cake set.
If you could serve it on a tin plate It would be perfect
Just a comment but the gas poweered chain saw gives you more portability and eliminates the AHA cut your power cord Scenerio
Pony The Parrot-less Pirate
Edit corrected the name