♥♥Fakku Maid Cafe♥♥ (by the girls club)

Good thing I'm in charge of the sharp, pointy objects then. Now...where can I find these Boredom dipshits? I have new Hattori knives I want to test out...

Youch

Guess we're going to be seeing red rain pretty soon

Well, first you have to climb the tallest mountain. After that, you'll have to fight a mongolian army.... several times... in a row. After that, you than have to cross the Nile River, on your own, and than proceed to kill a lion with your bare hands. After that, you have to please this man called "Alex~kun" in a very sensual way, and than figure out how to open the Impossible To Open Gate of Awesome. There, you'll find the Land of the Boredomite's. Look for the tallest tower, and reach the top. There, you'll find what you're looking for. Good luck.

Whoa
I'll be your sidekick, Miz Natalia

No Sidekicks. That's cheating. :P

Chet
Then I'll be the little fairy that always floats around the main char and for some reason never gets attacked

That falls into the sidekick department. Denied.

FUUUUCCCKKK

Then I'll be the weird statues that are placed in random ridiculous locations as save points

I need no sidekicks. Now let me at 'em!

Denied.... just because. ;D



Feisty. My kinda women. Have at it. :D <3

DAMMIT

Then let me be the magic sword that talks

Sidekick. Denied.

SHIT
Let me be the rival thats actually a really good guy then

Sidekick possibility. Denied.

Fine, the merc that never really joins but works as a lone wolf

Kinda a sidekick. Denied.

If you are to be on my quest to kill Boredom, then you can take the pleasuring Alex part. That is too easy.

Okay
As long as I get to be part of your team
And he never said what type of pleasure
KEKEKEKEKE

Oh? Do you want me to prove you wrong that badly? I'd be MORE than willing to prove that statement otherwise. o~O*



*Smacks you with a giant tuna*
Shush you.

Nein
Miz Natalia chose me to "Pleasure you"
And as so, I will very "sensually" pleasure you
Don't worry, I'll give you some painkillers and stuff