Fap happy

So, do you?
Fap happy, sad, sad to get happy, when the wife/children/parents are out/in, in front of others, when the feeling takes you, outside, in the toilet, in the bath, in bed, in the chair, with lube, with another's hand...you get the drift.

This IB forum could be the comfortable place I have ever been. I tend to waffle not babble.

I fap when I'm horny.

/thread

sorry don't understand what "/thread" means.

Means this thread is over because his post answers everything.

So...Spiderman thread?

You must be new here.
And by "here" I mean the internet.
And by "you" I mean faggot.
And by "new" I mean please get the fuck out.

I would love to defend that comment Antw0n but can't be arsed. fuck it yes I can:

I am new here

and by "I am new here" I mean I am new to this forum, in fact to all forums, been a surfer for many years but never used forums before, so please try to excuse my apparent ignorance. I look forward to seeing more of your thrilling rapier wit over future posts.
Politeness costs little.
You must be very poor.

I'm very polite
To people who aren't fags
You don't fall under the "Not a Fag" category.

yeah no fuck off.

Yea, a gentleman lol

Shut-up baby, I know it

The love and support around here is palpable, I wonder why I have avoided forums before.

'Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something'

Congrats, you made me lol

You won't do well here. Take some advice and leave now before you decide to an hero

Well I'll be nice here and say that you came into the wrong section.

We're not being mean to you. Just lurk around a bit and you'll see how this place works.

You can always browse the other sections of the forum, as this place is quite different in it's own way...

Don't take what he said seriously, and have fun.

How ironic, considering this thread.

Am I a fag? I dont think so. *crawls back into hole*

Masturbation topics go to random, where they will always be merged with the other same masturbation topic that somebody thought didnt exist but did.

Thank you. is fag supposed to be an insult?