FAPPING

How many times a day = 30 im chuck norris!
Do you use Help *toy, doll ..* = bullshit
Done it in public = kinda
Done it at work = if school is considered work
Strangest place you did = alien spaceship
with a friend = take a guess
longest taken to do it = 8...888...damn it...just turn that for 90°
shortest time = still doin it
In a car = in two at the same time
Stupidest thing to make you want to = o.o?
with someone who did not know = can you rephrase that pls?
Who = /
Ever been caught = hell no im way to good(ol' chuck dont count)
again who = chuck norris...he knows everything
Locations you have done it = earth,moon,mars and jupiter...wish to add venus to my collection tho

huh don't get it

When Enkidu asked "who" on the questionaire, he meant who did you fap to, but you slyly said "A British Band" meaning The Who? Amirite?

yeh but if you maen i have the music on whilst fapping i dont

You killed it... I got you aznstoner, even though everyone seems to have a hard time understanding your jokes for unknown reasons... :roll:

Yeah, I think this whole joke has just sort of confused everyone. Can we get back to the subject? I'm not gonna post though, I'm having more fun seeing which people have done it with a friend. :P

How many times a day = probably once.
Do you use Help *toy, doll ..* Hmmm...:] not telling.
Done it in public = nope
Done it at work = nopee.
Strangest place you did = in a tent with a friend. XD
with a friend = <<; well my last one kinda exspains this one.
longest taken to do it = i dont count.
shortest time = i dont count. i just go till i think im done.
In a car = nope.
Stupidest thing to make you want to = -cough- rail.
with someone who did not know = um yeah no.
Who = -cough-
Ever been caught = :D NOPE!
again who =
And last
Locations you have done it = my bed. my friends bed. couch. friends couch. shower. friends shower. pourch. [dont ask] hmmm..in front of the computer. pool. yeah...im just going to stop there.
XD

How many times a day = anywhere from one to five times
Do you use Help *toy, doll ..* = porn/hentai
Done it in public = once
Done it at work = i don't work.
Strangest place you did = car
with a friend = nope
longest taken to do it = 3 hours or so
shortest time = 3-5 minutes
In a car = yeah
Stupidest thing to make you want to = water balloons, don't ask why, because I don't know why myself. I'm just stupid I suppose lol.
with someone who did not know = say what now?
Who =
Ever been caught = nope
again who =
Locations you have done it = around the house, and the car that one time

When it comes to Fapping . . . .

How many times a day = at least once
Do you use Help *toy, doll ..* = HENTAI!
Done it in public = yes
Done it at work = almost every night
Strangest place you did = an open air bedroom i stayed in at my grandparents house in hawaii
with a friend = no, in the same room, yes...though the room was a large garage
longest taken to do it = including foreplay? 45 minutes
shortest time = >1 minute
In a car = yea
Stupidest thing to make you want to = road rage...
with someone who did not know = around them
Who = like less than a foot away on a plane
Ever been caught = yea, long long time ago
again who = my mom
And last
Locations you have done it =
bedroom, bathroom, parents room (is where the computer was), friends room, friends bathroom, playhouse in my back yard, living room, my grandparents house (again, open air XD), airplane, all of my gf's houses (including their roommates bed from time to time, as well as the counter...coffee table, dining room table, tub), in a pool about 6 ft away from sum1 else...o wait, now im talking about sex....o well, did it on a swing set at the local elementary school, spider style and almost every day my senior year out in the woods, on the tennis court, in the football stands, on the back loading dock, in the gym construction area, girls locker room...wow, i did a lot more in highschool than i thought...college library (classic), on campus outside at night, on the top of a mountain in arizona...XD i like my list, but ill stop there

cos there intelligent jokes

How many times a day = depends on mood
Do you use Help *toy, doll ..* = Blasphemy!!!!!
Done it in public = Yep
Done it at work = Yep
Strangest place you did = Fanime
with a friend = Yep
longest taken to do it = 3 Hour
shortest time = 5 Min
In a car = Yep
With someone who did not know = Nope
Ever been caught = Yes
Locations you have done it =
Bedroom, Living Room, Kitchen, Bathroom, Shower, Pooltable, lake, Fanime, Anime Expo, UCSF... (can't remember them all)