FIB Model UN Forum

Pick a country everyone. Try and pick different countries than the people before you.



Make demands from other countries.

Pass radical policy.

Promote your national interests/issues.

Spout national stereotypes about your own country or others.

Wage war.

Post pictures and shit.

???

Profit.



Best country wins.








The UN forum on Fakku Inchoherent Babbling is now in session.

HYPOTHETICAL PREMISES:

-POST NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST. ONLY 10% OF THE POPULATION SURVIVE.
-HITLER + POL POT + STALIN RESURRECTED
-ROBOTS HAVE BECOME SELF-AWARE AND ARE STARTING TO COMPETE FOR RESOURCES AND SPACE
-WOMEN ARE IN SHORT-SUPPLY. 10 MEN PER WOMAN.

Do we pick real countries or just make new ones? If real I'll take England, if not real I'll make up a name later.

The country is now mostly populated by robot girls. Currently there is a civil war going on. The major factions are the RLT (Robo Loli Triumvirate) and the GCC (Gynoid Corporate Council). The fighting broke out after the GCC did a big song and dance number where they compared the RLT's combined bust size to a singularity. The humans are selling weapons to both sides just trying to get enough money to build some bomb shelters to live in and there is an infestation of vampire lolis.

I pick, oh, I don't know, AMERICA!


Japan, you faggot, I demand uncensored hentai!


Shoot all minorities on sight.
All minorities have to attend the national, er, minority meeting in a secluded area.


-We love tits (NO EXCEPTION!)
-Lol, we have more nukes then you, bow down.
-We're thinking about bringing back slavery.


Our dick is bigger than yours. (NO EXCEPTION!)


*Nukes japan*