Finish My Story
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The Jesus wrote...
smash your cock with a hammer.After thoroughly mauling your genitalia to fit in with popular kangaroos, you decide it might be a good idea to rush to the hospital.
When you get to the emergency room, a sexy lady in a tight white skirt, lab coat, and carrying a clipboard walks up and asks what's wrong. You say...
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Everyone dies, you die, your mother and your dog die. The story is over, it was not cool bro, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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but then she stabs you in your empty eye socket with her pen for saying such a rude thing.
You scream in pain, but apologize.
She says...
You scream in pain, but apologize.
She says...
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catfish wrote...
but then she stabs you in your empty eye socket with her pen for saying such a rude thing.You scream in pain, but apologize.
She says...
Welcome to the candy store!
You scream like a little baby, and then...
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
several weird bottles which contain weird smelling chemicals. you got curious and....
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Drink it all. My cock gets harden with fire. I rape the lady with all my might, knocking her out.
I then proceed to...
I then proceed to...
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Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
Drink it all. My cock gets harden with fire. I rape the lady with all my might, knocking her out.I then proceed to...
Kill myself
Note : Yes.. I win!
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Have 1000 kids. I train them to be my loyal servants. With my army I take over Canada. Next on the list is...
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New Zealand. You take over new Zealand by standing in front of the capital building and yelling in a really loud voice, "I'M TAKING OVER NEW ZEALAND!" With 2 nations under your control, you decide to....
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
...take 5 more, then start launching those 1000 lolis as spies on still-unconquered countries to turn the presidents/PMs to lolicons, and then...
