[Locked] FLIP CHAT!

I was randomly posting about this doujin I had found featuring a very hot monstergirl with large claws which had a very tragic ending, then about another, about a very cute mermaid who fell in love with a man on land after he saved her when she was injured, their stories are somewhat alike with the girls in both having tragic endings, strange enough I truly dislike those kinds of stories that leave me feeling like I want to die, but still I liked them. Anyway, I was talking about those doujins when Kabalan made a remark about a thread I had made in the past that he had wanted to make, I poked fun at him for wanting to make said thread, it was about that time he made a very nonsensical remark and I responded with how when his mom found out about him liking doujins, and wouldn't you know it, a few days later his mom DID find out, he didn't respond for weeks, then suddenly one day he was on again, so I asked, "what happened?" he simply said, "My mom found my doujin stash and its all your fault! You fucking jinxed me!" or something like that, so I responded with another "What happened?" he said "my mom looked through my computer and found my folder titled doujins, she saw all the monstergirl doujins and got scared so she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, 'Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo homes smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."