FLOWERS AND BUMBLEBEES

I'M FUCKIN TRASHED. And I'm doing some crazy stuff.
Please, post funny stuff you've done while drunk.

puked on my self (while passed out). When I woke I started yelling and blaming others for puking on me.

http://www.rathergood.com/blode here's a candy.

Boned the sister of one of my friends at a party, she confessed, and I agreed to go out with her. All while drunk. My friend was a bit pissed

passed out in the women's bathroom and peed on their wall

AHAHAHAHA

I fell asleep standing up against the wall. My legs her so bad when I woke up - I was asleep for like 6 hours before someone woke me up.

Finding out the girl I crashed and burned with was my friends cousin

Stick a condom on my head, then blow it up with my nose until it exploded(granted I would do that anyway, but still.)...

Later that same night I gave my brother's friend a lap dance in front of her boyfriend and about 4 other people I did not know too well, my brother, and his wife... Sadly, my bro and myself are the only ones who remember it... but it was epic