For boys how many of you still have your v-card?
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just wondering i'm guessing alot
to you boys who still have your v-cards
stop watching all porn; stop jacking off;
think with your dick not your head
and you shall get laid
bow to your goddess - i just got you laid
Look all i'm saying is maybe all the japanese schoolgirls
make you blow onto a tissue
and your total semen count goes down; and you find it hard to get hard;
because you jack off so much like a little monkey
take that away! and promise not to masturbate until you get laid
and one day you'll just be like ...... I NEED TO GET LAID
like i said - think with your dick, don't jack off x D
to you boys who still have your v-cards
stop watching all porn; stop jacking off;
think with your dick not your head
and you shall get laid
bow to your goddess - i just got you laid
Look all i'm saying is maybe all the japanese schoolgirls
make you blow onto a tissue
and your total semen count goes down; and you find it hard to get hard;
because you jack off so much like a little monkey
take that away! and promise not to masturbate until you get laid
and one day you'll just be like ...... I NEED TO GET LAID
like i said - think with your dick, don't jack off x D
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Cormac wrote...
Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?i just joined today;
the purpose of this? to give advice
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Ma1ya wrote...
Cormac wrote...
Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?i just joined today;
the purpose of this? to give advice
Why do you think that anyone would be looking for advice on this matter? Moreover, why would they want it from you?
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Iamnotchrishansen
Jiggy Blackson
Cormac wrote...
Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?When people could easily tell a lie in said threads? I mean who would take a pic of themselves doing the nasty just to prove that they aren't virgins?
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
MY RIGHT HAND IS CURRENTLY THE PUSSY FOR WHICH MY DICK FUCKS, AS I AM LACKING OF ANY AS OF LATE.
AT LEAST MY RIGHT HAND-PUSSY KNOWS WHAT MY DICK LIKES.
AT LEAST MY RIGHT HAND-PUSSY KNOWS WHAT MY DICK LIKES.
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Cormac wrote...
Ma1ya wrote...
Cormac wrote...
Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?i just joined today;
the purpose of this? to give advice
Why do you think that anyone would be looking for advice on this matter? Moreover, why would they want it from you?
quit being so anal; why u mad?
ohhh - okay
never mind i get it; this question is hard for you to answer because of shame
understandable - it'll be our little secret :3
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
Ma1ya wrote...
Cormac wrote...
Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?i just joined today;
the purpose of this? to give advice
Not an excuse. Everyone's expected to know how to post at first, and how to use the search function to find threads that may already exist, when you think of making one.
Also, if that's really the purpose, it's not doing a good job. Only making you look more retarded (this thread more so than your previous one). Here's some advice: lurk more, and learn to post properly.
On another note, seeing Kate Micucci now is making me want to watch Motorcity even more.
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Gravity cat wrote...
MY RIGHT HAND IS CURRENTLY THE PUSSY FOR WHICH MY DICK FUCKS. IT KNOWS WHAT MY DICK LIKES.dude just cast it for three days;
a girl around you will notice - and then sound all pathetic
"I CAN'T JACK OFF MY LEFT HAND IS AWKWARD
please help me"
*starting to give up* "noo"
"cmon pleeeease"
*on her last legs* "but...."
"help me i haven't jacked off in three days, pleease"
"ohh......alright"
you just got laid
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
Ma1ya wrote...
Gravity cat wrote...
MY RIGHT HAND IS CURRENTLY THE PUSSY FOR WHICH MY DICK FUCKS. IT KNOWS WHAT MY DICK LIKES.dude just cast it for three days;
a girl around you will notice - and then sound all pathetic
"I CAN'T JACK OFF MY LEFT HAND IS AWKWARD
please help me"
*starting to give up* "noo"
"cmon pleeeease"
*on her last legs* "but...."
"help me i haven't jacked off in three days, pleease"
"ohh......alright"
you just got laid
ALAS, I AM NOT A SEX ADDICT AND I CAN GO UP TO A WEEK WITHOUT FAPPIN'.
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yurixhentai
desu
Ma1ya wrote...
26 views and no straight answers?my question has been answered x D
You will be lacerated in IB.
I recommend staying in the other sections unless you're prepared.
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Since you are new let me give you advice.
Never post in IB if it is your first time because IB will rape your arse. You should lurk more before you post in IB. Also GTFO.
Never post in IB if it is your first time because IB will rape your arse. You should lurk more before you post in IB. Also GTFO.
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Iamnotchrishansen
Jiggy Blackson
Loner wrote...

I approve of this, sir. Since this thread is full retard, derail time.



BOMBARD THIS THREAD WITH ASSES.
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yurixhentai
desu
MrShadowzs wrote...
I don't need your 3D whores, I have mai Waifu.Spoiler:
I approve of these great words.