For boys how many of you still have your v-card?

just wondering i'm guessing alot


to you boys who still have your v-cards
stop watching all porn; stop jacking off;

think with your dick not your head

and you shall get laid


bow to your goddess - i just got you laid




Look all i'm saying is maybe all the japanese schoolgirls
make you blow onto a tissue

and your total semen count goes down; and you find it hard to get hard;
because you jack off so much like a little monkey

take that away! and promise not to masturbate until you get laid

and one day you'll just be like ...... I NEED TO GET LAID
like i said - think with your dick, don't jack off x D

Why do people feel the need to re-make threads about the same thing over and over and over?

i just joined today;

the purpose of this? to give advice

Why do you think that anyone would be looking for advice on this matter? Moreover, why would they want it from you?

When people could easily tell a lie in said threads? I mean who would take a pic of themselves doing the nasty just to prove that they aren't virgins?

26 views and no straight answers?
my question has been answered x D

MY RIGHT HAND IS CURRENTLY THE PUSSY FOR WHICH MY DICK FUCKS, AS I AM LACKING OF ANY AS OF LATE.

AT LEAST MY RIGHT HAND-PUSSY KNOWS WHAT MY DICK LIKES.

quit being so anal; why u mad?

ohhh - okay

never mind i get it; this question is hard for you to answer because of shame
understandable - it'll be our little secret :3

Trying to give IB advice

Not an excuse. Everyone's expected to know how to post at first, and how to use the search function to find threads that may already exist, when you think of making one.

Also, if that's really the purpose, it's not doing a good job. Only making you look more retarded (this thread more so than your previous one). Here's some advice: lurk more, and learn to post properly.

On another note, seeing Kate Micucci now is making me want to watch Motorcity even more.

dude just cast it for three days;
a girl around you will notice - and then sound all pathetic

"I CAN'T JACK OFF MY LEFT HAND IS AWKWARD
please help me"

*starting to give up* "noo"

"cmon pleeeease"

*on her last legs* "but...."

"help me i haven't jacked off in three days, pleease"

"ohh......alright"


you just got laid

ALAS, I AM NOT A SEX ADDICT AND I CAN GO UP TO A WEEK WITHOUT FAPPIN'.

You will be lacerated in IB.

I recommend staying in the other sections unless you're prepared.

Since you are new let me give you advice.
Never post in IB if it is your first time because IB will rape your arse. You should lurk more before you post in IB. Also GTFO.

I approve of this, sir. Since this thread is full retard, derail time.







BOMBARD THIS THREAD WITH ASSES.

I don't need your 3D whores, I have mai Waifu.

Yay an ass thread

I approve of these great words.