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What is your relationship status?

I'm in one.

How old are you?

What are you, writing a book?

What is your sex?

Male.

What is your sexuality?

Straight.

What do you think about marriage?

Me and my girlfriend of 3 years are gonna get hitched.

Do have any pets?

2 dogs, 5 cats, and a C.H.U.D in the basement.

Do you like animals?

Yes but not yippy little rat dogs.

Do you have any siblings?

No, thank god.

What is your everyday life like?

Weed, fights, dating my girl, pissing off my asshole neighbor, sex, burgers.

What are your personal interests?

Smoking weed with my hombres, and shooting guns, and working on my car.

Have you ever been in a relationship? If so, explain.

Yes, only one, and she and I love each other and we fawn over each other.

Have any fun dating stories?

I got stalked by a girl while I was on a date with my girlfriend...and not the fun yandere stalker either.

What is your personality like?

Not giving a fuck, loving, short tempered, horny as a mother fucker.

Do you carry a V-Card?

Blowjobs don't count, so, yeah...sadly...

Do you have to wear contacts or glasses?

Contacts, but not anymore.

What is your hair and eye color?

Black hair, brown eyes.

Do you smoke or drink alcohol? And if so, how much?

I smoke weed occasionally when I can afford it, and I drink dos equis.

Whats your favorite food?

Ramen, cheeseburgers, burritos, and pasta.

Do you cook? And if you don't are you willing to try?

I do, my dad is a chef, and i am a part time chef.

Are you religious? And if so are you willing to date someone who is opposite the religion or has no religion?

No, I think religion is there for dumb people who can't understand the complexities of the universe...and shit.

Are you willing to LDR?

No, I'd kill someone.

Are you sexy and you know it?

I invented sexy.