Fucking Vultures, the birds not the lawyers.

I'm at my mom's house and my daughter is outside playing with my dog and my brothers dogs, and she comes in screaming dragging the winner-dog crying "big tori" (big bird). i go outside and see a least 15 big ass vultures in the trees and another five or six circling in the air. I guess one came near her and the dog and my brother's wolf jump on it(and the sucker ate it). Well we decided to scare them off so we set off some fire crackers... didn't phase them. I got my 9mm from the trunk and pop off some shots (moms live every no one is near for a least 2 miles) nothing. So we got the shotguns and just shot near them with some bird shot, they gone to a better place, the dairy three miles away.

Where the fuck is your mom's house?

"Fucking Vultures"
...oh, i see.
That was a mildly entertaining story. I imagined the birds carrying your child away, not that i would want that to happen.

Birds, scary as shit

inb4 Them Crooked Vultures

Out in the devil's playground aka madera county.

So, did someone in your family die in the wilderness?

I thought you lived in japan... guns are illegal here sir...

Pics or it didnt happen...

Moved back home about three months ago. We want to go back and my visa was up in a month now.

You didn't kill them and then cook them for dinner?! what a waste.

We have a bunch of crows here every winter.

Damn bastards. Pretty big birds, though not as big as vultures.

Of course, when I say a bunch of crows, I mean thousands. Hundreds of them will line a single tree and there will be dozens of trees that are lined with them.

Best part, when they all take off and start circling something.

Some nights, when they start making noise, you can't even hear music unless you have it near the loudest setting.

How old is your daughter?

oh shit.....

Then again


implies she's still a kid.

There goes my dream of plowing animefreak's daughter's hot jailbait ass any time soon.

Consider animefreak is in his last 20's, 28 was it? Something like that.

Yeah, his daughter is in the single digits RBZ.

That's the problem with not being omniscient: not knowing people's age.

5 yr old, and thanks for the lasting memery of RBZ plowing my Daughter my bong will remember you later.
someone said pics... my brother send them to me 20 mins ago

what weapon did you use to kill that bird? ( = . =)

THE FORCE. My brother did it today because they came back and attacked his rabbits, so he busted the one nearest to the cages. Probably his pump 12 gauge, i can't kill animals... humans in the desert i can not animals.