Full to the brim

I so full of beer right now I think I might burst. 14th of july national day in France! Wooooooo!!!!!!Fireworks!!!!!!Beeeeeerrrr!!!!
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No girls...

Friennnddddssss!!!!!!!

Well while your here having fun I'm cleaning up my basement because my septic tank desired to be a little bitch. Have fun tho

Oooh, I'm sorry about your basement. Hope you'll get it fixed up soon.

Also, have a beer for your hard work. And a hug of compassion.

Thanks man but I'm almost done. Just gotta finish triple bleaching the floor letting it dry and putting everything back. Thank God I have friends who had nothing to do.
So is this celebration like the 4th of July in MERICA. Cause you know explosives and meat make everything better.

Have a cookie for your dick infested get together

Well... too bad i'm not in France, but I had 6+ ice cream scoops, along with a banana liqueur sundae on waffles.
So yeah. I celebrated too. *^*

Alone. ;A;

I went to Thorpe Park today. I got soaked. Twice.

My fucking friends and their urge to ride the log flumes, and my reluctance to back down from a challenge.

The last ride, the Colossus, the thing to hold you in place, wouldn't fit over my frame and it took two people to get it on. I could not fucking breathe. I felt like I was going to have a panic attack. AND I DON'T GET THOSE!

Oooooh, nice nice nice nice cookie!!!!

An we are not dick infested, its just that the few girls present are allready taken^^. And their dudes ain't sharing.

Is that like waterworld, but with more rides?

It's a theme park with rollercoasters

I knew France made beer but I thought they were bigger on the wine like French Canadians?

Well we do make better wine than we make beer, but I'm a cheap bastard and wine is fancy, and you just don't drink that in parties.

More like diners and all.

Orange juice is better.

Actually we have some pineapple juice. With some malibu to spice it up.

Bastille Day!

I like hairy armpits.