Funniest thing that has happened to you

I am assuming there is already a thread like this but it's probably dead and if it isn't too lazy to look for it. Anyway just list the funniest things/thing that has happened to you.
For me it was the first time I went fishing in the sea. I can't remember where it was but it was either Europe or the Caribbean judging by how clear the water was. I was with my dad, grandfather, uncles, cousins and family friends some my age some older and obviously some adults. Anyway I was fishing caught some stuff and it's nearing sunset. I get one last bite and it was one of those mako sword fish. Now I was about 10 and these are strong and really like to struggle. These fish are big but this one was huge. Now it's tough for me to judge how big it was but my grandpa says it was probably 9 feet long. Now I'm 10 so obviously I need help with this fish so everyone is rushing over and just before they get to me the stupid fish gives a huge tug or something and I go into the water. Now the fish senses some sort of slack in the line and decides to go full throttle and thus drags me along with it at a pretty high speed. After five minutes of going in circles around the boat it starts to dive at which point despite being fucking shocked I realize to let go of the rod. The only reason I was able to hold on to it was probably because of the adrenaline rush. I don't quite know what my family was thinking diving in after me but that fish could easily swim a hell of a lot faster than hey could even when dragging along a 10 year old boy but after I let go they got me pulled me back to the boat and asked if I was okay. Now with shock of it all fading I realized this was the most fun I had ever had. Everyone agreed not to tell any of the women back at the condo (we were staying at) and I agreed on the condition that my grandfather gets a spear gun for his boat because despite that being fun I was still quite angry that a fish of all things managed to best me.

i fell off a wall and broke my arm ... somehow that was very funny

I fell off a skateboard and broke my leg.
...<.<

Back in high school me and my friends started a soda fight. We bought alot of soda then at lunch we started a soda fight where even the teachers joined in.^-^ But after that me and my friends got busted in the end.^-^

nnows thats cool

A gay guy tried to pick me up off a corner of a street... I assume because I was wearing a black shirt with sleeves ripped off... Or he thought I was a male prostitute or summin... -__-

Best one ever.

funny stuff haha

We were playing baseball and the pitcher pitched the ball and the batter hit the ball. It flew straight at me and hit me the chest barely below the neck. After that I was on the ground Laughing. Then after minutes I stood up laughing again.
I don't know why I was laughing.

I got the vid back, i haven't lost it yet lol.

3 years ago, I was standing in one clothing store motionlessly for a while, thinking about something. Then a shop worker approached me and began pulling off my clothes, thinking I'm a dummy. When I pushed him off, he was so scared so he screamed "It's alive!!!" and ran away.

haha i wana try that one now

uncle caught me fapping.....

i was goign to fap with the hentai on my laptop but before i can open the hentai my laptop dropped, when ip icked it up it wa alreayd opened :D

I strongly approve of this thread being in IB.

I wouldn't particularly call that funny. D=

i was trying to serve milk to my cousin i tripped and spilled it on her they laughed at as for 2 days T_T

hitting blackberry bushes with my friends with some stciks. Just as i went to swing and hit a branch. my friend hit it down first, i swung so fast the stick went up and smashed my friend in the eye. i then started to freak out. but all she did was laugh at the fact that i was overreacting screaming sorry about 90 times over.

Last year for christmas my brother gave me one of those fake lottery scratcher ticket. I realized something was up, cause my brother would never give me a genuine scratcher ticket. So about a week after was hanging out with a friend who is like a brother to me and gave it to him saying it was a late christmas present. So we were getting into my car to go somewhere and i give it to him, he starts scratching it, and getting more excited that it looks like a winner. As he doing this I'm getting out of the car and backing away from him cause I figure he is going to punch me in the arm ( he has one hell of a punch, punched it hard enough once that my are was dead for 2 hours straight ). So he finish scratching the thing and freaks out screaming that he one $50,000. He comes running over and mainly hugs me for giving him $50,000. The whole time I can't help ,y self and have already started laughing my ass off. I stop long enough to tell him to go back into his house and show his girlfriend. He does, still joyfully proclaiming his winnings, with me following. As we go inside his girlfriend is right in front of us wondering what the hell is going. She see's me luaghing my ass off, and him screaming he won $50,000. So she asks him for the ticket and looks at the back and about half way through starts laughing along with me. She mainly hands the ticket back and tells him to look for how he's to claim his winnings. He does so and and see the fact that it has to go: Makebelive Drive in never never land. He gets why i've been laughing my ass off the whole time calls me an asshole and then promptly starts laughing to.