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2. Type something in English, translate it into another language, then another, etc.

3. Then back to English.

4. Post results.

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The dog quickly became ubiquitous across culture in all parts of the world, and was extremely valuable to early human settlements. For instance, it is believed that the successful emigration across the Bering Strait might not have been possible without sled dogs.

English -> Japanese -> English

Very much there was a value for the solution of the human where the dog crossing the culture of all parts of the world directly, reaches the point where it is everywhere, is quick. For example unless perhaps, that the skillful immigration which crosses the Bering Strait 峡 it is not possible without the sled dog it is thought.

Were you bored, really bored, or incredibly bored?

They were tired, boring, or too boring?

Tegumi's comment English > Spanish > Swahili > Italian > English

What I think you meant to say was, "It will be boring, or is bored really, or was bored very?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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ウッドチャックが木をチャックで取り付けることができればどの位木がウッドチャックのチャックできたか。

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If the woodchuck could install the wood with the chuck, which rank wood the chuck of the woodchuck was possible?

wat

Mkay:

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

English > Spanish > Russian > Italian > Spanish > English

I am on a boat looking at me Damn
Consecutive races on a boat in the deep blue sea
The performance of five knots, the wind whips your jacket
You can not stop me, motherfucker, because I'm on a boat

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Epic link,Sindalf, thanks.

Hell yea, that song is so awesome(ly bad!!)!! xD

"Knock knock
Who is there?
Gay
Who is gay?
You are gay!"

to japanese

"だれがそこにいるかノックのノックか。陽気だれが陽気であるか。陽気である!"

to english

"Someone is there, the knock of the knock? Is cheerful someone cheerful? It is cheerful!"

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

English->Japanese->English

The orphan of fast brown jumps over the lazy dog.

Huh?

1.) Use automated translator to translate phrase to another language
2.) Translate back
3.) OH WOW THE RESULT IS SO OFF/WEIRD/FUNNY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THAT COULD BE

Protip: Things that you expect to happen aren't funny.

Captain Obvious points out the obvious.

Misses the point person misses the point.

Are you always such a wet blanket?

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you are arrogating, give return therefore for the tribune of the serious argument!

I think the point is that you want to feel superior by putting down the lame humor of others, and that you think your own humor is so very clever that it gives you the right.

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lol, w/e

I dislike useless threads, but this thread isn't even that. You took something that was well-known and tried to pass it off as "humorous", when humor is usually defined as something unexpected or irregular. This thread, therefore, defeats its own purpose from the very moment of its conception.


You're stupid. I didn't try my hand at humor at all in this thread. I was pointing out that this "funny phenomenon" is not funny at all, and explained why. As for wanting to feel superior or not, this was not factored into my thought at all.

if u dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all =)

lol, take a chillpill, I'm screwing with ya. I don't really care, but then again... Pointing out that something others think is funny is stupid and meaningless, just because You don't think it's funny, don't you think that gives of an aura of "i'm better than you"?

I just got back from guitar lessons. I tried to sweep pick but I suck too much at guitar. After that my teacher proceeded to shred some random lick and then I left.

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They are only income of the lessons of the guitar. I tried to sweep the selection but I suck too much with the guitar. Then that my university professor is continued and I have left then occasional determined the end to tear in the filtration.



lol what? xD