Gave My First Hand-Job

Are you fucking 13 or something?

Bad move, newbie.

Where are all these girls coming from?

You will forever be known as that girl who told us how she gave a handy.

Cool story sis, now tell me how this is even remotely important? I mean if you're going to show us all pictures of your breasts and vagina, then by all means keep making this shitty thread. But if not why the fuck would you make this thread in the first place?

Inb4 "because I just became an adult."

Or attention.

whaaaaaaaaat^ -confusion no jutsu-

Ladies. If the man eat your pussy and put's a condom on... He trying to protect his dick from where his mouth been.

mfw OP is a male too.

Something along these lines

Hey guys! I'm finally found a place with decent internet in the Philippines where going on Fakku! won't get me hanged! Good to see you're all as nice as ever! I miss this place. ^-^

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who art thou?

Hahaha, no surpise you wouldn't know me. I'm crazr. I use to be the biggest lurker back way when I first made my account but that was due to me being underage years back. Now, I frequent the romance and writing secions alot. Once again, no surprise you wouldn't know me since I rarely post on IB anyway. This was just so stupid I had to make a derailing comment. But yeah, going on four years here and still no even an elite! TT^TT

Leave the trees. gain humanity.~ deftera

How old are you, 14?

I give myself a handjob all the time. Maybe I should make a thread about it.

tell us more

I remember when I got a hand job in 7th grade, back when it was cool. Now it just feels like taking a piss after a couple of beers.