GAWDDAMMIT! This ever happen to any of you?

My gf and i have been going out for a while, and only recently, she's been ready to go all the way, but come Saturday, finally, we're alone together for a long time, and what happens? The goddamn condom is too small. TOO SMALL! No, not the wrong way round i checked that. I've had blue balls since then...

So yeah, ever happen to one you guys; Fakku's fantastically experienced (or not) crowd?

Wow, what a cock blocker.

Definitely not... if i got excited and buy some thing like that don't expect small......... Large!!!!

I don't use condoms anymore, but i bought two different sizes my first time just in case

i never use condoms. except my girl who's wearing a condom

Stockings?

Just squeeze in that motherfucker if it's worth it. Hardcore to the max, bro.

Just look at it this way: Your penis was bigger than you expected it to be. XD Don't you guys like to hear that? ^_^

It's girth that counts over length 8D

Of course. XD Believe me, that's true.

This is why they should have penis charts wherever condoms are sold. Men would never buy the wrong size, and women would have something nice to look at.

I haven't gone that far yet, but my friend had a similar experience.

Except that his condom was too big.

In comparison, from what I've heard from his girlfriend, it would have been a thumb trying to fit a rubber glove.

Obviously make your own then.

Some plastic wrap and a rubber band _b

Condoms can stretch to accommodate quite a large object. It might not be comfortable, but then you can just pretend it's a cock ring or something. :|

your cock wasnt too big for the condom liar...

No, it's possible. They sell them for various thicknesses around the average 2 inches.

And it is a bitch to find a website that will list out various specifications, I tell you.

Go MacGuyver and USE A PLASTIC BAG.

Has anyone's penis really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This is why just like your rifle you check your equipment before going into the field. Works for combat and sex.