Gentleman Spiders
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Drifter995 wrote...
devsonfire wrote...
Anesthetize wrote...
Fuck this thread is shitWow give me my 1 minute back
Took you one minute to read and reply to this thread?
Wow.
Decent effort. lol
Also, why is this thread alive again?
Thor wills it?
Plus its not a bad thread. It asks a really deep, philosophical question that mankind has been thinking about for thousands of years.
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Antw0n wrote...
KageMinowara wrote...
Antw0n wrote...
He would wear one monocle because you're only supposed to wear ONE monocle.Hence the name, MONOcle.
Humans are supposed to wear one monocle on account of the fact that we only have two eyes.
But since spiders have eight eyes wouldn't they have to wear four?
I'll say it again.
One, monocle.
How many bicycles do they ride at a time?
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yurixhentai
desu
He wouldn't be able to become a gentleman because he's a spider and not a man and probably not gentle.
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I would actually like to say that this thread is not shit because I am now using that image as a type of lighthearted exposure therapy for my fear of spiders.
It's hard to be intimidated by something so English.
Now, I'll just pretend each spider I see has a very small monocle and I shall be afraid no more!
It's hard to be intimidated by something so English.
Now, I'll just pretend each spider I see has a very small monocle and I shall be afraid no more!
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KageMinowara wrote...
I was wondering last night.If a spider ever became a gentleman, would he wear four monocles or just one?
Its called a MONOcle for a reason.
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imnotyourdude wrote...
You forgot the top hat. ^^
Eluria_Laeh wrote...
KageMinowara wrote...
I was wondering last night.If a spider ever became a gentleman, would he wear four monocles or just one?
Its called a MONOcle for a reason.
Yes because it only has one lense. We only use one because we have two eyes but if a spider used them then wouldn't it need 4 in order for it to work?
