Going For A Record; Need Your Help

I would like your help on my conquest for the new high score of [color=red]Notifications[/color].
I wanna get as MANY notifications as possible, so post literally anything you want in this thread!
(The post doesn't even have to make sense; "ahgjirhjeaignerakgr" is a quality post here)

Also private messages give X2 notifications - so if you would be so kind as to spam PM me (And when I say spam PM, I mean spam).
Note: I'll try to read every PM and post here when I log on in a few months.

Spam this thread, spam PM me, mass-rep me, EVERYTHING! I'm logging off for about a month, so they'll build up.
[size=29]GO![/h]


Sidenote: Should I start a 'Medzo Cafe'? The rules and 'jobs' would be rediculous.

does this post count?