GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!

Yeah, because Football is the best sport in the world and because cricket sucks.

Poor people and gay European sport.

That's exactly what I am talking about!

But still the best sport in the world :3

too bad someone doesn't think so. If the neg rep is any indication. I smell a butthurt American football fan

Meh, I fixed it for you, and those butthurt fans knew exactly what Football really means

the really ironic thing is that I'm American and I generally call Handegg football and Soccer is Soccer. That doesn't mean i don't understand that it makes way more sense to call soccer football. I mean why call Handegg football in the first place?

Tim Tebow is a pretty cool guy

Yes, cricket does indeed suck.

lol handegg

Football is a great sport. The best job in the world is being a football player. The girl in my avi agrees.

Oh you.

Abraham Lincoln was known for his unparalleled story telling ability. He would sit by the fireplace and regale his listeners with jokes and winding tales for hours. This was how he won the hearts that won him the presidency.

Lincoln told a story of Ethan Allen, an American Revolution war hero who went to Britain after the war. (And who oddly enough has a furniture company named after him.) After he arrived, the British, still upset about having lost the war, put their measly Brit minds together and came up with a plot to try to embarrass Allen by putting a large portrait of George Washington in the only outhouse where he might encounter it. They had hoped Allen would be upset about the indignity of George Washington being in an outhouse. That night, after dinner and conversation, Allen made his way out, candle in hand, and did his business. He came back in as high of spirits as ever.

“Didn’t you see George Washington in there?!” they said.

“Oh yes,” said Allen. “Perfectly appropriate place for him”

“What do you mean?” They said.

“Well,” he said, “there is nothing to make an Englishman shit faster than the sight of General George Washington.

i prefer rugby...

i think you mistook american football for a bnb sport,you don't kick a ball with the foot to score a goal in cricket.

You Elite now? Been low-profile, I see.

rugby+football>soccer
Edit:

Did someone say that cricket sucks?!

I was saying cricket sucks not relevant to actually the word "Football".