Greatest question of all times is this:

If i'm incapable of ejaculation... am i just ghost loading at the start?

Edit: fucking google voice.

Finger up the butt.

If a cock won't make me squirt the stale jelly then a finger isn't enough. I HAVEN'T JIZZS IN YEARS.. or just jello.

Gender transformation surgery?

I would be a ugly fucking woman man.
Dat damn diabeetus

Pray to Wilford Brimley-sama for a cure.