Guess the song

Alright, so this is going to be an ongoing game where people will post some lyrics to a song and you guys will guess which song it is. I would highly appreciate it if you didn't google the lyrics (you guys are better than that).
Topic picture is what it is because it made me laugh.

Let's start out easy:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality...

That is much too easy.

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Bingo, next is a little tougher:

"She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead."

All Star by Smash Mouth

This guy's good, bet this one will stump you:

"Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to tuck you in at night and if you want to leave I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me."

Was stumped so I googled. Won't post so I don't ruin your game but I've never even heard of the artist.

I'll post the name if no one gets it in a couple of hours.

Uncle Cracker - Follow Me

Been a while since I've heard this...

Nice, didn't think anybody would get that. Try this one:

"I'm through with standing in lines to clubs I'll never get in. It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win this. Life hasn't turned out quite the way I wanted it to be."

You should change the rules a bit so other people can post lyrics instead of just you. Like, whoever gets it right can post the lyrics or something like that. Just my two cents.

OT: Rockstar by Nickelback.

I like it, let's change it.

I see a red door and I want to paint it black... No colors anymore I want them to turn them black...

Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones

Only people who are fans of this group will get this one.

"It was once a dark, lonely summers eve... On the lonely streets of Sunset, when the Lord called upon 6 crazy MC's: J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and tha Producer! 'Hey hold up, you forgot about the homie Funny Man, c'mon y'all!'"

Hollywood Undead – Bottle And A Gun
"Ive got another confession to make
Im your fool
Everyones got their chains to break, Holdin you
Were you born to resist or be abused?"

I think that's Best of You- Foo Fighters.

"I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears. And if you have to leave, I wish that you would just leave, because your presence still lingers here, and it won't leave me alone."

Guess no one knows. That was My Immortal by Evanescence.

Try this one:
" I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Pretty easy

Eminem - Real Slim Shady

And I have no idea how I managed to miss the previous post, I should have known that too...

You have any lyrics?

Sure.


Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a windswept field
Standing alone my senses reeled