H-Night Time Machine

The year is 21XX. Hentai technology has reached levels unimaginable. You're a new employee at a Hentai company in said year. Your first task? Test their newest device, the "H-Night time machine". This device allows you to temporarily resurrect a deceased historic figure, or celebrity for a night of hentai.

Question is, which historic figure, or celebrity do you choose to indulge in a night of hentai with, and why? Please keep in mind that they must be currently deceased.

Personally, I'd choose Oda Nobunaga. Just because I want to see his reaction of what has partially become of Japan of the future.

Elizabeth Báthory (Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed)

*Drools*

Just knowing what she did in pursuit of beauty makes her very interesting not to mention her feats are ridiculous o.o
(doubt most people know her though D:)

Edit: i forgot to put why

Obviously, one of the Queen of Britbongs, Isabelle, because she was a pretty fucked up person and never let anyone get in her way, hence I want to put my dick inside her.

Otherwise, I'd pick Joan D'Arc.

Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed (Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian; 7 August 1560 – 21 August 1614) was a countess from the renowned Báthory family of nobility in the Kingdom of Hungary known for being a serial killer. She has been labelled by Guinness World Records as the most prolific female murderer, though the precise number of her victims is debated. Báthory and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of young women between 1585 and 1610. The highest number of victims cited during Báthory's trial was 650.

The stories of her serial murders and brutality are verified by the testimony of more than 300 witnesses and survivors as well as physical evidence and the presence of horribly mutilated dead, dying and imprisoned girls found at the time of her arrest.Stories which ascribe to her vampire-like tendencies (most famously the tale that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth)

She is often compared with Vlad III the Impaler of Wallachia, on whom the fictional Count Dracula is partly based, and has been nicknamed The Blood Countess and Countess Dracula.


there, those are some of my reasons I would want her <3

I'd be more than down to introduce Joan to Words Worth.

As one who made a character on my RP out of her, I am in agreement with you.