Had a dream about Zak last night.

He was a mad scientist.

He had a hot chick.
And a giant mutated snake.

He sliced the head off the snake.
He sliced the chick in half at the waste. See where I'm going with this?

He grafted the chick onto the snake body and made the first real life lamia.

Then he fucked it.

Yeah, that sounds right.

Who was the chick. Answer it nao!

Fucked a lamia... yes that not sexy.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

Not sure. Kinda looked like Mio from K-ON but with poofier hair.



Uh. What do you want to know?

There has to be more to this! You can't just leave it off at a cliffhanger like that!
[size=3]Quick! Just come up with something off the top of your head![/h]

And then his mom said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air'.

Pretty awesome.

Ahh...
I now have closure. I can now sleep tonight knowing that I have heard this epic tale.

Who came first?

and apparently that Lamia is about to multiply and Zak will have a harem of Lamias in the near future.

/random